You have the power to change a sperm's life!  

rm_LoyalCumpany 47M
2036 posts
5/25/2006 9:31 pm

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You have the power to change a sperm's life!

Hi, I'm Sally Struthers. Every day, millions of unused sperm die from starvation. They're dying, unused and lonely, in the arid and dry wastes of tissue paper or the dark recesses of a Coke can.

Can't you just see the devastation? The waste? Imagine, if you will, that just one of these unused sperm could grow up to be the doctor who cures cancer, the scientist who perfects cold fusion, or the lawyer who... forget it. Who needs more lawyers?

Every day, the dictators of sperm sit at their desks, lay on their beds, or peek out from their drawn down shades and leer at the bikini clad women at the swimming pool and release these poor sperm on their own, before their time, alone and with no clear direction.

Take a look at poor Jismine here. He's only 10 minutes old, and already he's stopped moving, drying up, and starving, just laying here with only a few strands of pubic hair for shade.

Or poor Cumaso. He was born 2 minutes ago, and is swimming in vain at the bottom of the bathtub, looking for his special place. Oh, Cumaso, hold on baby!

Please, only you can help these sperm. For just a pussy a day, you can prevent these ruthless dictators from relasing these sperm into the open, and have them released into a more appropriate place, like the confines of a latex condom, breasts, or mouth. Just a pussy a day. That's less than 1/3,000,000,00 of the world female population. Every pussy can afford that!

So please, donate your pussy and time! It won't take more than 15 minutes of your day (in some cases), and the good feeling in your heart (or pussy) is well worth it! And remember, it may be tax-deductible!

I am JoJo the Circus Boy!

rm_yukonpaul 52M
1120 posts
5/25/2006 9:48 pm

Coke can?

rm_LoyalCumpany replies on 5/25/2006 10:59 pm:
Hmmm was it artistic license, or do I use them when I don't have a tissue around to catch the sperm?

Hippink 36F  
4498 posts
5/25/2006 9:51 pm

Well, if it's tax deductible anyway....
Spread sperm ALL OVER ME, BABY! We got some catching up to do!
Hippie XXX

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Have fun, play safe!

rm_LoyalCumpany replies on 5/26/2006 12:06 am:
I knew if Sally offered the tax decuction we'd get some takers.

So so ya want to be treated like tissue paper or a Coke can?

rm_gerson42 53M
2419 posts
5/25/2006 9:56 pm

and this is Dr. Ruth Westheimer. Please, before you click away remember one more time, poor Jismine and Cumaso. If you can't give today, they will accept the Lay Away plan.
Please help, he's desperate.
Dr. Ruth

rm_LoyalCumpany replies on 5/25/2006 11:01 pm:
Layaway plan , Lay for me plan , Lay me plan. All the same for me...

rm_wetfingeraz 55F
3012 posts
5/25/2006 10:08 pm


rm_LoyalCumpany replies on 5/26/2006 12:07 am:
See, you made me go back and edit my ONE typo!

Sally says she'll have to come over personally and eat your pets.

rm_5Hawkeye6 62M

5/25/2006 10:11 pm

Leering through drawn down shades? You fucking pervert.

rm_LoyalCumpany replies on 5/25/2006 11:03 pm:
How can you call Sally Struthers a fucking pervert???

sexymamma662003 32F

5/25/2006 10:12 pm

well if it is for a good couse. and it is tax deductable i am all for it signe me up for once no wait twice a day


rm_LoyalCumpany replies on 5/26/2006 12:08 am:
What if Sally lied about the tax deduction? Would you still give Cumaso and Jismine a good home?

rm_5Hawkeye6 62M

5/25/2006 10:13 pm

And how do ya get your dick into a Coke can?

rm_LoyalCumpany replies on 5/25/2006 11:04 pm:
Ask Sally Struthers, she made the infomercial!

Balibabe19 43F

5/25/2006 10:47 pm

My oh my what a cruel world to have an intelligent, witty and genuine guy too far away to play..*pouts* here's hoping you find what you need!!!

rm_LoyalCumpany replies on 5/26/2006 12:36 am:
Sally and I will take donations from any part of the world. Any help is greatly appreciated. Please, just a pussy a day!

waerlookin4fun 51M/47F

5/25/2006 11:39 pm

he didn't stick his dick in a coke can guys he ummmmmmmm well you can guess........I'm gonna keep on trying to get these two together......Loyal will you PLEASE, PLEASE go meet that sweet woman. We both know who we're talking about

rm_LoyalCumpany replies on 5/26/2006 12:44 am:
But I've already met Sally, and now I might have to broadcast my own infimercial to restock my pantry.

rm_LoyalCumpany replies on 5/26/2006 12:47 am:
But I've already met Sally, and now I might have to broadcast my own infomercial to restock my pantry.

bedroomice2003 45M

5/25/2006 11:43 pm

Ah, yes. Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate.

rm_LoyalCumpany replies on 5/26/2006 12:45 am:
Almost sounds like a before dinner prayer.


TheRealThing655 49F
9558 posts
5/26/2006 7:00 am

Freakin' funny ger!!!

rm_LoyalCumpany replies on 5/26/2006 3:45 pm:

TheRealThing655 49F
9558 posts
5/26/2006 7:02 am

OH Sorry Loyal!! I swear I get you and Gerson mixed up!!!

rm_LoyalCumpany replies on 5/26/2006 3:46 pm:
OH come on. Ger's much better looking and has a nicer ass. How can my face look like his ass?


Iwakura16Eyes 38F

5/26/2006 8:01 am

    Quoting bedroomice2003:
    Ah, yes. Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate.
I was waiting for someone to post this--esp after he posted the title of the following entry. I think someone is on a Monty Python kick, mebbe...? *winks*

rm_LoyalCumpany replies on 5/26/2006 3:47 pm:
ger started it with his naked piano guy pic.

dirtynastygirl2 55F

5/26/2006 12:42 pm

You really have lost your mind. You need to get laid, really LC.
So why hasn't it happened? I don't give a rat's ass about the tax deduction. I am thinking I need to help you. Hmmmm

I also would prefer my mouth as the receptacle not a soda can.

rm_LoyalCumpany replies on 5/26/2006 3:52 pm:
Looking like I may have to pay Sally her dues if my latest whoring myself out post actually works...

Mouth is good. I'll drink that 12 pack beforehand too...

real36CgirlPA 39F

5/26/2006 3:24 pm

If you can explain the tax deductable part...

rm_LoyalCumpany replies on 5/26/2006 3:53 pm:
I see the initials CPA in yer handle and it makes me wonder if Sally didn't just get us in trouble.

nottycara 37F

5/27/2006 9:25 pm

Damn i am speechless !

If u ever travel to the great Asia, i'll show you that you can get up to 3 p***y a day!

rm_LoyalCumpany replies on 5/28/2006 8:57 am:
3 a day? Is that different ones, 3 at the same time, or one for 3 times a day?

nottycara 37F

5/28/2006 10:13 pm

3 different ones!!

rm_LoyalCumpany replies on 5/29/2006 12:33 am:
OH... might be pussy overload. Though I am up for most challenges...

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