Good Monday, yet another rant, and cumming up....  

rm_LoyalCumpany 47M
2036 posts
4/18/2006 4:22 am

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Good Monday, yet another rant, and cumming up....


It was actually a good Monday, other than being dead tired at school. Had a smooth day at work, even with the post office across the street shutting down the only street providing access to our building. Home by 2 A.M., been a couple of months since that's happened on a Monday. And all my homework's already done, not much studying to do. If I could sleep I would, but it's not even 4 yet.

Trust me, I do get more entertaining. Read on....

One of the greatest (and worst) things about my job is I work with almost exclusively females, mostly large and married who have none of the same interests as me. Being the sheikh in this harem, I have found out I can say so many things I wouldn't normally say in a work environment because of the sexual harassment possibility. But the things that come out of their mouths can be so much more blunt and disgusting than anything I can even think about saying I cringe and cower in the corner. I'm all for free speech (even when in the fetal position with my hands over my ears after hearing about their periods), and they have figured that out, so we engage in entertaining (to me, anyway) banter about sex, life, and the mishaps of our youth.

But when they get started talking amongst themselves, it's "Blah blah blah food blah blah blah diet blah blah blah Oprah". I swear, those subjects come up at least 3 times a night, in just about that order (with the blahs in there. Selective hearing is another part of my male genetic makeup I'm grateful for). Skinny white boys shouldn't be subjected to those conversations. If it's not about sports, Sopranos, or sex (and not the sex organs. I don't talk about my cock, I don't want to hear about what razor they use, what that smell might be, how their man did what to them. Not these women anyway), leave me out of it.

On to my rant. This one is about myself. For some damn reason, I can't bring myself to cuss here. Normally I can talk shit like you wouldn't believe (military lingo). It's FUBAR. I'm not even sure if I would get censored here. I did notice in an earlier post if you type the letters A and F and F all in a row, it gets changed to the title you see above. Disturbing, yet less laborious (big words make me fel smart).

So, I want to get fucked. Ridden hard like a horse right out of the gate. Sucked, tickled, licked, pinched, bitten, grabbed, squeezed, teased, aroused, rubbed, stroked, and all within the first five minutes. After that we'll light some candles, eat pizza, and watch the playoffs. Wow, my fantasies have gotten wierder and wierder. Damned spermabombers have advanced further into cranial territory than I thought.

Cumming this weekend, I may be posting my theory on gay men (my view on lesbians may be much different than you'd expect). I will preface it now by saying I have known a few gay men, worked with them, drank a few brews with them, been friends with them, and the ones I've known were pretty damn cool. Of course, my homophobia must exclaim that I am not gay, and have no desire to see any more live naked men (yeah yeah yeah... or dead. I'm talking about pornos here, you necrophiliacs) or be naked in front of any more other than for legitimate medical reasons (military showers. Kind of like a prison, without all the gay sex. More like a fraternity, without all the gay sex). So any gay or bi guys out there reading this (I know there are. I've seen the names), no, I will not do whatever you might think about sending me a message about. I can deal with you reading and responding to this blog, you're more than welcome to. I'm not that homophobic. However, don't send me messages about specific things you would like to do or have done to or by me (Please tell me I didn't leave any loopholes. lol... if I did, I'm sure I'll hear about it). Reference the whole Oprah thing above.

My theory on homosexuality is well thought out but I don't think it's offensive, and neither did my gay friends. So don't get your studded leather panties in a bunch already. Wait 'til you read it before they bunch.

I also have a story about some gay sex in the Army (not about me, the subjects in this story are deceased. My sex life might be on the beaches of Normandy in 1944, but I'm still kicking). Haven't decided whether I will write about that. Last thing I need is to write that story and end up in Cuba trying to get the Supreme Court to hear my case. We all know how well that works.

Lastly, I'd like to thank a special woman out there who has inspired me to write some of this material. She's intimidated by the blog, but we have had some witty repartee (I fel smarter) while trading messages. The last one she said she wasn't sure if she'd want to be mentioned in the blog. Oops.

I am JoJo the Circus Boy!


bluegirl39 51F

4/18/2006 5:07 am

First off thanks for saying hi on my blog "the accident" and boy can you write as well lol. don't worry about the rantting "love it". Loved to hear your theory on homosexuality so I can't blog on it (he he). In regards to working with mostly women..well honey women can be rather gross just like men and I think talk more about sex then men...Years ago I worked with only men (welder)and at first they gave me a hard time but after time it was pretty cool. I don't remember them talking much about sex (other me not getting any). In regards to matching wit with a woman and feeling smarter then her lol..I think thats the best thing about this blogging making new friends...well off I go..have a great day


CalicoSexKitten 51F
1880 posts
4/18/2006 6:19 am

Wow! You did get more entertaining! I'm glad I read on...lol!

Calico =^..^=


"Like the space around me I take my spot in time"


rm_LoyalCumpany 47M
3204 posts
4/18/2006 3:43 pm

I'm trying to figure out if this blog is actually the right thing to do. The pattern here is me being detached and trying to be humorous. While I love the conversations it has started, not sure if that's fulfilling my goal of getting laid? When we get down to it, that's what we're all here for, right? Great, this will be one of my subjects tonight...

Bluegirl... lol. I rarely feel smarter than anyone. I have different talents, is all. Everyone has their good qualities. Everyone. I try to find something to like about in everyone, even when it's a challenge.

Betty, the ex-athletes aren't all that difficult to make fun of, until you realize they can buy you and make you do unspeakable things to their kitchen appliances.

Calico, a new reader! Uh oh, the word is spreading. I think I shall call you all the "Cumpanites". Sorry, ego swelling along with other body parts.

I am JoJo the Circus Boy!


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