Another not so shallow post... surprise!  

rm_LoyalCumpany 47M
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4/15/2006 2:51 am

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Another not so shallow post... surprise!

OK, so if you read my other posts, you know that fat is out. I realize in today's society I have just eliminated about 50% of the U.S. female population (99.7% of total U.S. female weight).

Just because I say fat doesn't mean if she's overweight I wouldn't even think about it. There's a girl I work with every day who's chunky, but I'd go out with in a second if we weren't coworkers. And, for those of you who would think I'm bigoted, she's a "person of color" too. I love her personality, and she'd be a hell of a lot of fun to date. But I made my celibacy vow of no swimming in the company pool (thanks, ex-girlfriend!).

Enough of the weight rant... I want to offend someone else... lol

Has anyone noticed that large Powerball drawing winners tend to be near the end of their lives? I think this is another of God's cruel jokes. "Hey, you're 85. Here's the money you would have loved to have had when you could actually get out of the house without that oxygen tank." Sure, their children will enjoy it when the parents expire, but imagine the fighting over the fortune. I think I'd rather be one of those dirty old men who yells at the neighbors' kids in his yard while wearing his wifebeater and boxers than have to go through that....

Anyway, I was just looking at the group that just won the latest big Powerball, and this time, about half didn't look like they were ready to retire/expire. Seems to me the best way to try and win one of those things is to hook up with the elderly. Is Elizabeth Taylor still divorced? Guaranteed Powerball money right there.

P.S. The opinions stated above are not always the opinions of the writer. He likes to go off on abstract lines of thought and should edit himself, but is not familiar with the Microsoft keyboard that has the "Don't write that. You're going to piss someone off" key.

I am JoJo the Circus Boy!

rm_LoyalCumpany 47M
3204 posts
4/16/2006 10:26 pm

*more groans* Are you quoting lines from Jay Leno? Shame on you. Ms. Cocker!

Well, this weekend's been full of me blogging away. I can go off on more rants and tirades than Saddam in court. I'd like to think I'm at least as entertaining as he is.

I am JoJo the Circus Boy!

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