A little story on my new pics...  

rm_LoyalCumpany 47M
2036 posts
5/17/2006 11:37 pm

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A little story on my new pics...

Some of you have noticed the new profile pics, and have commented to me on them (some good, some bad, some snickers involved, and not the candy bar type).

Why did I put new pics up? Well, some of you also noticed I had shaved my goatee. I haven't been completely shaven (only the important parts, anyway) for years. So I figured I'd let ya'll see I can still look like a kid straight outta high school.

How did these particular pics come about? Well, the other morning I was chatting with a female on IM, and I asked her what she thought of the pics I currently had. She made fun of me for being able to see up my nose (and here I thought looking up someone's nose was what women came here for). So I said fine, I'll take some new ones.

And in a brilliant move, I asked her if she'd criticize my pics, and tell me what looked good and what SHE'D want to see. Next thing I know, I'm a model (HAH! Never thought I'd be saying that in my thirties).

So the following is a slightly edited transcript of the conversation, with my thoughts added.

(At this point I had already sent her the newest pic I had just taken)

Her: ok... now... a little grin (grin? what am I, a clown?)
Her: that is actually a MUCH better pic than what you have up (great, I've been looking like shit this whole time and didn't know)
Her: but, you need to not be so FLIPPIN serious (Don't all comedians look serious?)

Take another pic, send it to her...

Her: nope. you turned away. (read: your profile looks like shit)
Her: you look sneaky LMAO (read: DEFINITELY no profile shots)
Her: and, you have fricking DIMPLES. a little grin will set them off (Damn, now ya know why I was always serious in my pics)
Me: you a big dimple fan?
Her: hey, Im big on dimples (hmm... how big?)
Her: *swoon* (THAT big?)
Me: arg, i gotta take the invisalign™ out (hey, it worked, GOTD!)
Her: I actually like that first pic a lot (read: you suck at taking pictures)
Her: same position, just a tiny little grin... try that (hmmm... speaking of positions...)
Her: nice dimples (Are they really that obvious?)
Her: but (shouldn't that be "butt"? oh yeah, talking bout my face here)
Her: the same position as the first. that way your eyes are straight and not looking to the left (sheesh, picky)
Her: damn. Im such a critic (damn right you are. Fuckin up any chance of me sleeping with you! Just kidding, I'd take her any day)
Me: good thing i'm not sensitive (actually, was crying at this point)

Take another pic....

Her: ok.. better. But, get in the same postition as the very first pic. (WTF, thought I was)

Take another pic...

Her: babe (uh oh, got a pet name now)
Me: arg (my favorite frustration word, and I knew I had displeased her)
Her: you arent paying ATTENTION (I imagined a whip cracking across my back at this point. Kinky!)
Her: fuck. You have nice dimples (OK, maybe the whip wasn't too bad)
Me: man, this is HARD (not THAT, ya pervs... at least not yet)
Me: lol... fuck, thx for saying that (Yeah, I said lol... got a problem?)
Her: well... as you are well aware, I do use that F word. Remember, it made you "curiously aroused" LMAO. My sweet image was shattered that day (Ah yes, but such an image emerged)
Me: ah, yes, the usage of the word fucktard gave me instant wood (It did, really)
Her: yeah. uh huh. right. sure. (She didn't believe me?)
Me: ok, the wood was the first time we chatted. still, i liked your usage (I can't lie for long)

Take another pic...

Me: you, as a member of the gender i am oh so trying to attract, like that one? (I AM A PICTURE GOD... WITH DIMPLES... THAT IS INSECURE ABOUT HIS PICS!!!!)
Her: the first one, definitely. and this one, yep. But, try looking DIRECTLY into the cam. Like you are really LOOKING at me... (Wait... what? Now it's no good?)
Her: or whoever (Aww... I WAS looking at her pic)
Her: WAIT (I stopped looking at her pic)
Her: lose the shirt (chika chika bow bow, I get to strip!)
Me: oh my god. lol... here goes another 10 pictures. (Takes me a while to strip)
Her: LC... that blue sleep Tee is not good..(My fave shirt and it looks like I sleep in it?)
Me: i don't sleep in clothes. just wasn't sure if i should even appear to be naked (Now y'all know I sleep naked. Sorry to scare ya)

Take another pic....

Her: YEP YEP YEP (I did something right. Usually don't get that reaction until AFTER sex)
Her: fucking PERFECT (Again, not til AFTER sex)
Me: k, uploaded (I'm not usually that fast, honestly)
Her: WAIT (Which is why I'm not normally that fast)
Her: Im dicking with them... one mo (Like her choice of words here. But shouldn't it be the other way around? I have the dick, dammit)
Her: dang. you have nice blue eyes (Blue eyes, dimples... c'mon ladies, what else do ya want?)
Me: why thank ya, ma'am (God I am polite)
Her: ok. I edited them. cropped, color sat, etc. And optimized (and here I thought I was perfect without any editing)
Me: thank you. i'm too lazy myself. you rock (Was trying to be polite. I AM perfect!)
Her: Im a nice person, yep I am (She is, but I'm PERFECT!)
Me: and sexy to boot (Case in point)
Her: I still REALLY like the original pic you had/have up. the one you have on here... (Wait, didn't she tell me she didn't like looking up my nose?)
Her: awww geeee... Im not sexy, I just write that way (She's modest. Maybe she's perfect too)
Me: wasn't talkin bout yer writin (OK, maybe I'm a pig too)
Me: and that pic is still on my profile, just not my main pic (blah blah blah... she can still look at it)
Her: I know (She's not only perfect, she's got ESP)
Her: ok.. my personal opinion here... pic 43 as the main (This one you can see)
Me: thank i should sneak a dic pic in my last available slot? lol (This one ya don't)
Her: ok... instead of that... what about just a jeans pic... unzipped (Geez. Now I'm gonna get artistic?)
Her: a little bit of tease (and lots more skin)
Me: wait, so the serious looking one as the main, and the grin as a secondary? (I get technical, like I know what I'm doing)
Her: yep.. and leave that other one up that you have (Yes ma'am!)
Her: gee. I wish I was there (Oh yeah, like where this is going)
Her: ok... try this (Ooh, what's she gonna tell me to do?)

Take another pic...

Me: does that met with yer approval? hope the neighbors aren't looking (Shorts actually fell off right after the pic)
Her: dont off kilter the jeans... dont unzip them all the way... (So I was showing off at this point)
Me: so just unzip like halfway? (damn, no showing off)
Her: Im such a task master, eh? (Yeah, and I am such a sucker for it I was all aroused)
Her: yea, and leave them centered (not much of a problem at this point. Friction was acting like a belt)
Me: hey, i'm a guy. i'd just slap a pic up there and be done with it (True. Ya like it or ya don't)
Me: k, i'll try that

Take another pic...

Her: dont bend over (She meant lean over. What do I look like, I wanna show my ass?)
Her: stand up straight... (OK MOM!)

Take another pic...

Her: hmmmm (Don't say that when I'm hard. Makes me think of feeling that noise during oral sex)
Her: no... put your hands up over your head or something... can you do that with the mouse? (WTF? I should hold the mouse over my head?)

Take another pic...

Me: i have it on a 4 second delay... ah hell, how about this one? (Sent her a full frontal shot)
Her: LOLOL... wow... but, put your pants on (Awww)
Me: that's my very first one i had up (And still proud of it)
Her: NO dick pics, ya oinker (DAMN!)
Me: heheh... surpised ya, didn't i (I AM a pig)
Her: yep, but, I'd be all over THAT (A pig with a good reason)
Her: but, I digress (no! Keep talking about my dick.. ah hell, nm)
Me: k, lemme see about geeting your instructions done (I was feeling mighty modellish)
Her: put your arms up... give yourself some definition (Easier said than done)

Take another pic...

Her: ok... one mo (Mo? Who's dat?)
Her: I lightened that up for just the eyes... very nice blue (I do have nice blue eyes, but still nice to hear)
Me: which is why i usually wear blue shirts (OK, I know how to highlight the eyes)
Her: another color to wear is brown... (Fashion advice from my photographer)
Me: yer having fun with this, aren't ya? (OH, believe me, I was too)
Her: of course (Mmmm... good)
Her: and, I got to see your penis life is good (Mmmmm... and that was good too)
Her: heh heh (Wonder what she was doing?)
Me: hey, i offered a while ago (I had. I'm a pig, remember?)
Her: I didnt want to see too eager (OH hell, eager schmeager. I like ya, you can see or ask anything)
Me: i have better/worse, trust me. wanna see those too? (Here I go, being more of a pig)
Her: better? as in... harder??? (Damn well better believe I get harder)
Me: of course (She didn't ask yet)
Her: heh. lets finish this first (*sigh* She insisted)
Me: thought we were? (I did at that point, at least with the profile pics)
Her: so whaddya think? those new ones? yes? (She was getting into this as much as I was, I think. Don't think she was as aroused tho)
Me: uploaded already (I wanted to find out)
Her: woohoo (Maybe...)
Her: yay (MAYBE...)
Her: this was productive (Not yet it wasn't!)
Me: and you got to see my penis (I was proud)
Her: yes indeedy I did. (And she... wasn't?)

Just so y'all know, no, there wasn't any funny business after. Got distracted talking about the blogs. Though you all get to see the finished product.

Got me thinking though (this is almost a comment whore thing)... how did everyone else decide on and take their profile pics? And since I've decided I suck at doing my own, would any of ya ladies want to direct me again next time I update the pics? Just ask...

I am JoJo the Circus Boy!

rm_saintlianna 46F
15466 posts
5/18/2006 12:14 am

Jeez, I think you just wrote a screenplay Yeah, it was the only one where my one eye wasnt rolled back in my head, or I wasnt drooling. It took 40 pics just to get one where I didnt look like a complete monkey, just keep tryin, although I dont see whats wrong with the one you got.

rm_LoyalCumpany replies on 5/18/2006 5:44 pm:
As long as it took you to read that, it took twice as long for the pics.

I like yours though, so much more artistic than mine... and not what I would call close to a monkey.

rm_gerson42 53M
2419 posts
5/18/2006 12:34 am

First off, Im not playing the piano, that's my keyboard.
I only had a photo of me in a suit, which is what I used at first. It screamed stalker.
So I set a camera up and did one of the timed exposure things. Clicked the button, ran to my keyboard and the rest is history.

rm_LoyalCumpany replies on 5/18/2006 5:54 pm:
OK, I'll stop with the piano thing. Was just my first impression, and it stuck (as yer ass might have done with that chair?)

Suits scream stalker? Interesting... and the "Thinker" position at the computer screams... what?

Smooth_GaL 35F   
424 posts
5/18/2006 3:50 am

Heya Mr. Model

Still liked ure earlier pic better and do wished you smiled more the second pic looks nice... You seen my pics on YM so you do know i ain't that good wit pics either just need more pratice in posing hehe


rm_LoyalCumpany replies on 5/18/2006 5:55 pm:
See, you need the help I got. Find a willing participant who'll tell ya what to do...

rm_LoyalCumpany replies on 5/18/2006 10:59 pm:
Didn't mean that in a bad way. I actually like your pics. But if you want better, it's usually easier to haev help...

rm_mmmgoodnova 107M/107F
1259 posts
5/18/2006 4:17 am

I like photo #5. The one where you're almost at the same angle as your previous profile photo but smiling. Yeah, dimples are cool.

rm_LoyalCumpany replies on 5/18/2006 5:58 pm:
Photo #5? You like me smiling... like I am now?

mickdevil 52M/53F
3496 posts
5/18/2006 5:12 am

HMMMMMMMM descions descions lol I like all your profile pics but I do like #2more nice smile!
Mick takes all my pics,I would really suck at it if I had to do them myself!


Mick & Devil FWB
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Just Living Life

rm_LoyalCumpany replies on 5/18/2006 6:09 pm:
See, you 2 have it made. Have yer own photographers right there.

Very nice pics... verrry nice....

rm_skyeone2 65M/46F
7186 posts
5/18/2006 5:33 am

Well as you can tell, I don't have any pics up. But the reason that I'm commenting on this post is simple enough. Although you don't look like my ex husband, you do remind me of him. He too looks like a young boy if he shaves off his goatee. Don't get me wrong, it's certainly not a bad thing. The fact that both he and I look so young for our ages, is a good sign for our kids. At least I believe they should grow old gracefully with such genes in the family.


Blessed Be

rm_LoyalCumpany replies on 5/18/2006 6:12 pm:
Why no pics? No one to take them, or just being private?

Yeah, I hope I always look 10 years younger. That way if I'm still single at 76 I can pick up on the cute 60 year olds...

Hippink 36F  
4498 posts
5/18/2006 5:51 am


I got about 8000 pics taken of myself, then chose the 8 or so that made me look better than I actually do.
I have a friend who actually told me I look way better in person than I do in my pics.
Oh ya, he SOOOO got laid, got all my best moves.

Dimples are absolutely fantastic! If a man has dimples, I just want to keep him smiling so I can see those dimples!
Hippie XXX

How to Get Laid on AFF The Basics
Have fun, play safe!

rm_LoyalCumpany replies on 5/18/2006 6:19 pm:
You asked... are you sure you wanna see?

Your friend has good sense. Knew how to push the right button.

I got more dimples than any man should have... still haven't shown my butt.

rm_bucfannn 62M/61F
2110 posts
5/18/2006 6:02 am

I'm laughing so hard, I am crying...

rm_LoyalCumpany replies on 5/18/2006 6:23 pm:
Heh, you think you're crying, shoulda seen me at the end there...

sexymamma662003 32F

5/18/2006 9:55 am

i personally like all the pics you have up even the old ones and i couldnt see up your nose. and how rude you didnt ask me to help you with your pics im kidding


rm_LoyalCumpany replies on 5/18/2006 6:27 pm:
Oh hell, sexymamma, I think you just volunteered yourself for my next round of pics. I can always take the 2 older ones down and put on a show for you... or have I already?

dirtynastygirl2 55F

5/18/2006 10:41 am

    Quoting Hippink:

    I got about 8000 pics taken of myself, then chose the 8 or so that made me look better than I actually do.
    I have a friend who actually told me I look way better in person than I do in my pics.
    Oh ya, he SOOOO got laid, got all my best moves.

    Dimples are absolutely fantastic! If a man has dimples, I just want to keep him smiling so I can see those dimples!
    Hippie XXX
OMG if I had a pic that looked like this woman's! Hmmmm, must try that pose.

Fucktard? I love that word. You are so fucking funny LC.
I liked the pics you had before, but the new ones are good also.

Looking younger than your actual age is a very very good thing. Trust me on that!

rm_LoyalCumpany replies on 5/18/2006 6:29 pm:
Wish I could take credit for the fucktard word, but it's been in use for a while here.

You, DNG, also must have the look much younger genes that I have. At least you don't have to shave to do it.

rm_wetfingeraz 55F
3012 posts
5/18/2006 4:45 pm

Well, after all this I hate to tell you, but I don't like the torso shot. What did she want you to be, the Venus di Milo? Personally, I like a guy that has arms, makes the sex better, don't you think? Especially masturbation...

The rest of them are pretty cool, and yes, you do have very sexy eyes.

rm_LoyalCumpany replies on 5/18/2006 6:30 pm:
Aww, you don't like the armless guys? OK, that's one fetish we know you don't have...

Thank you for the compliments. Wish I could take credit for the eyes, but I think my Dad gave them to me.

Hippink 36F  
4498 posts
5/18/2006 6:16 pm

After doing some intense thinking on this, I feel I must warn you of a potential road block in your potential relationship with this potential woman you've been chatting with. (or has she proven her sex via web cam?).

You described her making fun of your previous pics: "She made fun of me for being able to see up my nose (and here I thought looking up someone's nose was what women came here for)."

Now, I could be wrong, but I'd be extremely worried that if she doesn't like to look up your nose, she might not care to ever be in a position where she'd be looking at you from an angle where she might see up your nose.

That might make you sad.

if you need me to draw a picture, imagine you are standing before me in my pic shown here.
I would see up your nose.

Hippie XXX

How to Get Laid on AFF The Basics
Have fun, play safe!

rm_LoyalCumpany replies on 5/18/2006 11:22 pm:
Nah, I've only chatted via cam with one woman here, and... still trying to figure that out. Almost makes it more frustrating than just chatting.

Oh, I got the whole looking up my nose thing. But the pic didn't show my head being thrown back in pleasure.

In fact, was pretty much devoid of all emotion.

ArtisticTwist75 42F
2505 posts
5/18/2006 6:46 pm

I like your new pics. Artistic

rm_LoyalCumpany replies on 5/18/2006 11:25 pm:
WHy thank you, Artistic.

Were you calling them Artistic, or just signing your name?

And since yer in town, if you ever want to grab a camera.. *smack*... damn fingers typing...

Balibabe19 43F

5/18/2006 10:24 pm

know matter what it's the guy inside that shines...but the pics are great and all the best!!!

rm_LoyalCumpany replies on 5/18/2006 11:30 pm:
Ah, but sometimes the wrapping has to be as well presented as the present.

dirtynastygirl2 55F

5/19/2006 12:27 am

Well I did use the word in my blog. fucktard fucktard fucktard. I LOVE this word almost as much as dumbass!

rm_LoyalCumpany replies on 5/19/2006 1:22 am:
There's also another word I've seen used here that's similar in meaning, and usage.


We have some creative people on these blogs...

Iwakura16Eyes 38F

5/19/2006 6:50 am

I remember when I took my pics, I was bloody surprised that I looked that good. ("hs... HS! whoa... *devious grin* I am fuckin hot! whoa... *trails off*") lol... now I get told that I haven't changed much. Like these guys that meet me are frigging surprised. The infamously popular tummy pic is part of a "series." the head shot is a crop of a pic of me nekked with my snowboard. some of the other pics were taken during the latter cam-whore days. Current guy is threatening/offering to take new pics. Blah.. blonde with glasses--that's all that's changed. Maybe that's why I am having more fun...

and yes... grumpy is cute. YOU are frickin cute. Quit being a cockbite and accept that Look behind you, hun... ya got followers... so you can get laid in AZ, mebbe you should think of travelling when school is out

rm_LoyalCumpany replies on 5/19/2006 5:24 pm:
*drool* tummy pic... huh? did I say something?

YOu got naked on a snowboard? Now THAT'S a shot I want to see.

I'll be doing some travelling this summer, that's for sure. Where I go, I haven't decided, but it seems there are some fantastic women I might want to meet.

TheRealThing655 49F
9558 posts
5/19/2006 7:10 am

That was a fun post. Since I am a ball-less member I can't view them all. I'm glad you shaved the goatee. I'm just not a fan of those. And I'd like to see your dimples

rm_LoyalCumpany replies on 5/19/2006 5:25 pm:
OK, I'll post a few in the coming days, so everyone can see MY tummy shot. And dimples

CalicoSexKitten 51F
1880 posts
5/19/2006 9:08 pm

I liked your old main pic because every single time you came up on the slots I thought I was seeing my crush...boo! You really are his twin in that pic!

*sigh, pant, sigh, drool, sigh*


You're a very handsome guy and I'm happy to see you up on the slots whether you look like my crush or not!!

Very funny post too! Your photographer is a lucky girl!

Calico =^..^=

"Like the space around me I take my spot in time"

rm_LoyalCumpany replies on 5/20/2006 1:58 am:
Awww, that's right. You told me about the resemblance. Should I just send you my old pic so you can be "surprised" every time you open it up? I'll take the drooling as a possible yes...

And it sounds like you're volunteering to help take the next round of pics too?

sensually_4ever 43M/F

5/20/2006 3:43 pm

laffs out loud...

glad you are having fun loyal

rm_LoyalCumpany replies on 5/20/2006 5:21 pm:
Sens! Of course I'm having fun. Still haen't been successful tho.

Reminds me, weren't we supposed to have some duelling erotica going?

hottieforyou25 38F
2 posts
5/22/2006 2:38 am

Show me yours and I'll show you mine!!!

rm_LoyalCumpany replies on 5/22/2006 4:40 am:
Awwww, see, I know I have pics and a network. What might you have to show in return, oh silhouetted one?

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