Real Philosophy...  

rm_Kissmystuff 62F
2665 posts
2/28/2006 12:19 pm

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3/8/2006 5:51 pm

Real Philosophy...

ยง Here's a gem my youngest daughter sent me a few months ago. I had printed it out and tucked it away in one of my notebooks. I came across it tody...re-read it...and found that it picked up my mood. Hope it brings a smile and some positive thoughts to you.

GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED

1. No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
2. When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3. If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
4. Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5. You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
6. Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
7. Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
8. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
9. Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
10. The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.

GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED

1. Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.
2. Wrinkles don't hurt.
3. Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
4. Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
5. Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
6. Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.

GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD

1. Growing up is mandatory; growing old is optional.
2. Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
3. When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
4. You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
5. It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
6. Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
7. Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.

THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE

1. You believe in Santa Claus.
2. You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3. You are Santa Claus.
4. You look like Santa Claus.

SUCCESS

At age 4 success is not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is having friends.
At age 16 success is having a drivers license.
At age 35 success is having money.
At age 50 success is having money.
At age 70 success is having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is having friends.
At age 80 success is not peeing in your pants.

Pass this on to someone who could use a laugh.

Always remember to forget the troubles that pass your way; BUT NEVER forget the blessings that come each day.

Have a wonderful day with many *smiles* Love and Hugs

Take the time to live!!!
Life is too short


Kiss


TopFisher 64M

2/28/2006 6:54 pm

Very cute and funny and I've already shared it!

Thanks for the smile, they are always welcome!


oldman1776 80M
3164 posts
2/28/2006 9:12 pm

LOL. that is funny.


rm_starbowler2 53M

3/1/2006 12:46 am

Your daughter has the same sense of humor as you do........good job.I love them all specaily the 4 stages of life one....cause I'm #3....I have been dressing up as santa for the past 6 years for three churches around my area ( it seem funny to me that they would have that,but I don't question it).


interested13563 54M
2557 posts
3/3/2006 3:27 pm

Funny, indeed!!!!!


wantonwill 61M

3/8/2006 11:40 am

Ah....Kissy...this is grand stuff!....thanks for the laff!


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