Laughing...  

rm_Kissmystuff 62F
2665 posts
3/11/2006 3:54 pm

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3/17/2006 11:18 am

Laughing...

A recent post by 1hotwahine YUCK had me cracking up. It reminded me of one of those corny sci-fi B movies...called "Them" It's about ants. My comment on her blog follows:

I knew it! The insects have hatched a plot to take over the world. This was just one of their beginning campaigns. Warning to all humans!! Check your peanut butter...your cereal...any food stuffs that may be vunerable. Don't assume that just because it's in a jar...or some other "air tight" container that it's safe. Now what I really dread is when the centipedes get into the act...yuk.

Wahine...let us know when you begin noticing that you can lift 20 times your own weight. That means their DNA has begun to take over...as they've planned all along. Those little knobs on your forehead...are just the antenna growing in. Try to resist the urge to dig tunnels in the back yard. You don't want the neighbors spreading rumors...at least just yet.

Now...the question is...will you become the queen of the hill...or just one of the workers.

Nanu...nanu...bleep...bleep. Gotta go put my aluminum hat on...keeps those Venusian death rays from getting through to the brain you understand.

I hope this has set your mind at ease. Have a great day!

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You know...insects are probably one of the oldest land life forms...above the single celled amoeba...on the planet. Ever wonder what would happen if they did develop the intelligence and decide to take over control from us humans?



Ya...I admit...my imagination is a bit weird sometimes...but hey...it helps keep life interesting.

(correction from original - ants can lift 20 times their weight...not 100 times)


Kiss


mygmyg 60M

3/11/2006 9:54 pm

YOU TAKE YOUR ALUMINIUM(ah lew min ee yum, love the brit pronunciation) SHIELD OFF????

KMS, the fearless one.

What does it mean when only, about 1/8 of your forehead starts to get the pins and needle sensation, from just above and in front of the ear, forward to around your right eye?? Good reception....or...the need for a second layer of aluminium (ah lew min ee yum)???

Of course 1hotwahine could have discovered another delicacy, ....

PEANUT COVERED ANTS......CRUNCHY, YET SMOOTH !!!!!!


rm_1hotwahine 64F
21091 posts
3/17/2006 9:54 am

That's exactly what I thought when I read your response. I even toyed with the idea of running with it, beseeching Blogland to listen to you as "It's too late for me, but heed Kiss's words!" But that darn f2f life intervened, lol.

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


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