A Young Couple Making Love  

rm_Kissmystuff 62F
2665 posts
3/14/2006 8:46 am

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A Young Couple Making Love

ยงAn elderly man was walking through the French countryside, admiring the beautiful spring day, when over a hedgerow he spotted a young couple making love in a field. Getting over his initial shock he said to himself, "Ah, young love... ze spring time, ze air, ze flowers... C'est magnifique!", and continued to watch, remembering the good old day's that he'd once enjoyed. Suddenly he gasped and said, "Mais... Sacre bleu! Ze woman she is dead!" before heading off as fast as he could to the town to tell Jean, the police chief.

He arrived at the Police Station, out of breath, and shouted, "Jean...Jean...zere is zis man, zis woman ... naked in farmer Gaston's field making love." The police chief smiled and said, "Come, come, Henri you are not so old, remember ze young love, ze spring time, ze air, ze flowers? Ah, L'amour! Zis is OK." "Mais non! You do not understand, ze woman, she is dead!"

Upon hearing this, Jean, leapt up from his seat, rushed out of the station, jumped on his push-bike, pedaled down to the field, confirmed Henri's story, and pedaled all the way back to call the doctor. He picked up the telephone and screamed, "Pierre, Pierre! This is Jean, I was in Gaston's field, and zere is a young couple naked having sex!" To which Pierre replied, "Jean, I am a man of science. You must remember...it's spring, ze air, ze flowers, Ah, L'amour! Zis is very natural." Jean, still out of breath, grasped in reply, "NON, you do not understand, ze woman, she is dead!"

Hearing this, Pierre exclaimed, "Mon dieu!" grabbed his black medicine bag, stuffed in his thermometer, stethoscope, and other tools, jumped in his car, and drove like a madman down to Gaston's field. After carefully examining the participants he drove calmly back to Henri and Jean, who were waiting at the station. When he got there, went inside, smiled patiently, and said, "Ah, mes amis, do not worry. Ze woman, she is not dead. She is British!"

Insensitive...but funny!


rm_FreeLove999 48F
16127 posts
3/14/2006 10:52 am

hmmm... my experience of british women is that they are always up for a shag...

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TopFisher 64M

3/14/2006 3:20 pm

Sounds like my X, she must be Sweedish..

KarezzaMagick 65M
165 posts
3/14/2006 5:34 pm

>Insensitive...but funny! [/]

But true, at least from the French point of view

Hmmmm.... ya know, FreeLove999, some of those "british" women these days are immigrants LOL

wildoats19622 56M
3530 posts
3/14/2006 7:33 pm


Crosswords increase your vocabulary. Cross words increase your blood pressure.

mygmyg 60M

3/15/2006 9:59 am

KMS, too, funny, had no idea where this was going!!

evidently out into the field for some good fun !!!

Of course the BRIT retort to this:

His "we we" is enough said, or in this case not enough said!!

interested13563 54M
2557 posts
3/15/2006 10:23 am

He he! I laughed out loud!!!!!

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