Random craziness  

rm_KingEdain 47M
1529 posts
8/2/2006 9:49 am
Random craziness

Well here we go again.

1.Spirituality: the last refuge of a failed human. Just another way of distracting yourself from who you really are.

2. Most of the time people feel okay. Probably it"s because at the moment they're not actually dying.

3. You know what i like about the American form of goverment? They've worked things out so that you're never far from a 7-Eleven.

4.Here's some fun : Run into a bakery and ask if they can bake a cake in the shape of a penis. They're never quite sure and they always have to have a meeting about it.

5. So far, this is the oldest I've been.

6. I think someone could make alot of money if they set up a little stand at the Grand Canyon and sold yo-yos with 500 foot strings.

7. Road rage, air rage, why should i be forced to divide my rage into seperate caegories? I don't have time for fine distinctions. I'm busy screaming at people.

8. Next time they give you all that civic bullshit about voting, keep in mind that Hitler was elected in a full, free democratic election.

9. Why do they keep trotting out this Billy Graham character? He has nothing to say and basically no one gives a shit anyway.

10. Murder ivestigators say that in most cases husbands kill wives, wives kill husbands, children kill parents, and parents kill children. Thank God for a little sanity in the world.

Well that concludes todays rant of silly thoughts and things to think about. Don't worry fearless reader they won't all be top ten list. I'm just getting started.

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