There's always a first time  

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9/28/2005 12:11 pm

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There's always a first time

A couple of weeks ago, my ex was staying over and we both conked before we even got round to it. Thing is, I started having this fantastic hot dream - best of my post-pubescent life anyway. I half woke up and wasn't sure whether I was awake or not but my ex was moaning away happily and I was harder than a 13 yr old watching Basic Instinct for the first time.
I realised my hand was working away happily on her without my intervention and I evntually got the energy to climb on top and get into the swing of things.
Here's the weird bit - she wasn't quite awake either, (Big guilty expression on my face right now) but she did awaken quite soon once wee Pedro was working his magic (hey, we all call it something - just say it to yourself with a latin-american twang:"ello, my naeme is Pe-i-drrrro".)
After a quite energetic bout, I rolled off lovingly (ok, to be honest I kinda just slithered off). Looked at the clock - half bloody five, and then heard the best words to ever come out of her mouth since 'I wanna have a 3-some' (Actually, that was the dream): "That was fucking great - what happened?"

Bottle of a decent red shiraz - €10
Boring video (sideways - dont get it) - €5
Hearing those words out of her mouth - Priceless

For everything else there's Visa...

redmustang91 58M  
8946 posts
9/28/2005 1:11 pm

I enjoyed Sideways! Loving ex to sleep together! Not afraid of a Lorena bobbitt bobbing of it I guess!

So the secret of getting along with an x is sleeping together and having sex in your sleep; I get it.

maybebaby33 47M/46F

9/28/2005 1:45 pm

Love it. Absolutely smashing, to use the vernacular of your country.

Wish I could get away with such fun...

34andahalf4U 51M/46F

9/28/2005 2:41 pm

(us) The same thing happens to us, except that we'll be full on into the act, wake up and realize that, " we're doin' it! " Sleep sex is the BEST ! I think we'll get more discriptive in an up-comming blog; thank you for the idea ( we will give credit where due )

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