Just for Grins  

rm_Katzchen1 57F
23 posts
5/31/2006 8:51 am

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9/29/2006 7:15 pm

Just for Grins

As a woman passes her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from inside. Opening the door, she observed her daughter giving herself a real workout with a vibrator. Shocked she asked, "What in the WORLD are YOU doing??"

The daughter replied, "Mom, I'm 35 years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please go away and leave me alone."

The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzzing noise from the other side of the closed bedroom door. Upon entering the room, he observed his daughter making passionate love to her vibrator. To his query as to what she was doing, the daughter replied, "Dad, I'm 35 years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please go away and leave me alone."

A couple of days later, the wife came home from a shopping trip, placed the groceries on the kitchen counter, and heard that buzzing noise coming from -- of all places -- the livingroom! She entered the room and observed her husband sitting on the couch, downing a cold beer, and staring at the TV. The vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing like crazy. The wife asked, "What the hell are you doing?"

The husband replied, "Shhhhh. I'm watching football with my son-in-law."

My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year and decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra less.

One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.

I opened the door, rushed out, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test.....we couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car

FlitsSwageBouts 51M

6/1/2006 12:08 pm

Garden Of Eden

If you believe in creation as espoused in the Bible, then Adam and
Eve's children would actually have had to have sex with one another for
the earth to have become populated.

This is surely proof positive that Alabama was at one time the Garden
of Eden.

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