Favorite Blonde Jokes  

rm_Jstme6170 47F
742 posts
9/3/2006 12:50 am

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10/4/2006 5:51 pm

Favorite Blonde Jokes


We have all heard them, the witty, the stupid, the sarcastic-- blonde jokes! Being a blonde myself, I have always had an affinity for them.

This is one of my all-time favorites:

Q: What do blondes and computers have in common?

A: You never know how much they mean to you until they go down on you!

Take a minute to share your favorites here:

rm_ironhead1956 61M
275 posts
9/3/2006 2:12 am

My favorite blonde joke is posted on my blog, if you would like to check it out, cause it's kinda long. I liked this one though.


rm_aboutme66 53F
6047 posts
9/3/2006 8:28 pm

Hoe do you know a blond has been using your computer ???

the white out all over the screen !!!

Donna
Someday is today.


FanErotic6996 58M
1019 posts
9/5/2006 2:58 am

here is one for you
Why are so many blonde jokes one liners
so the brunettes can understand them

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FanErotic6996 58M
1019 posts
9/7/2006 12:44 pm

This is a little long and not funny but kinda cute - a friend sent it to me
Subject: A SMART BLONDE JOKE

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan
officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan!
The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the
blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan.
An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest,which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, ! we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"
The blonde replies . . "Where else
in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and
expect it to be there when I return?"

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FanErotic6996 58M
1019 posts
9/8/2006 6:20 pm

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FanErotic6996 58M
1019 posts
9/17/2006 2:21 pm

Are You Really Sure?
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

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