The Sarge...  

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3/23/2006 12:03 pm
The Sarge...

A crusty old Sergeant found himself at a gala event, hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant for conversation.

She said, "Excuse me, Sergeant, but you seem to be a very serious tonight. Is there something bothering you?"

"Negative, ma'am," the Sergeant said, "Just serious by nature."

"The young lady looked at his awards and decorations, and said, "It looks like you've seen a lot of action."

The Sergeant's short reply was, "Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."

The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up a little.

We are just having a little party here, so maybe you could just relax and enjoy yourself."

The Sergeant just stared at her in his same serious manner.

Finally, the young lady said, "I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"

The Sergeant looked at her and replied, "1955."

She said, "Well, there you are! No wonder you are so tense and seem to be taking everything so seriously! I mean, no sex since 1955, you need some to relax! She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him, several times over.

Afterwards, as she was panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955!"

The Sergeant, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact voice, "I hope not, it's only 2130 now"

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