You're not going to believe this  

rm_Gentle12553 68M
806 posts
5/9/2006 1:58 pm

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5/9/2006 7:56 pm

You're not going to believe this

A few weeks ago I arrived at the automobile dealership to pick up my car that was left for repair, and I was told that the keys had been locked in the car. I walked over to the service area and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked.

"Hey," I said to the mechanic, "it's open!"

His reply, "I know - I've already got that side."

and then another story

I try and get out for a walk everyday (helps a bit on the waistline)and came to a busy traffic corner. The traffic light system has a buzzer that goes when it is safe to cross the street.
A lady standing at the corner with me asked if I knew what the buzzer was for?

I explained that is signals blind people when the light is red.

With a totally appalled look on her face she responded: "Well, what on earth are blind people doing driving?"

Amazing...and these people VOTE?

GoddessOfTheDawn 106F
11240 posts
5/9/2006 2:31 pm

nice onez....

are you sure you want to drive that car?

GingerSnap2000 62F
259 posts
5/9/2006 2:40 pm

If at first you don't succeed...then skydiving is not for you...

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rm_Gentle12553 replies on 5/9/2006 7:58 pm:
Why would anyone of a sane mind jump out of a perfectly good airplane?

Sweetpickles69 49F

5/9/2006 2:50 pm

LMAO! Thanks for the laugh again!


Whispersoftly5 53F
15176 posts
5/9/2006 4:03 pm

LMAO!!! Thanks for the giggle!!! By the way - knowing that you're a breast man I wish you could see my breasts jiggling as I'm giggling!!!


rm_Gentle12553 replies on 5/9/2006 7:58 pm:
Whisper....seeing your jiggle as you giggle is a life-long dream of least the past month....How do you spell video tape...I can hear me now...."Let's go to the video tape!"

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