What a Way to GO  

rm_Gentle12553 68M
806 posts
7/29/2006 7:07 am

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7/29/2006 6:17 pm

What a Way to GO

Overzealous zookeeper Friedrich Riesfledt from Paderbo, Germany had a problem....His Elephant Stefan was constipated. Ole Fred, being the smart man he is, fed 22 doses of animal laxative and more than a bushel of berries, figs and prunes before the plugged up pachyderm finally let fly. Ole Fred was in the way as he was attempting to give Stefan and olive oil enema when the beast unloaded on him suffocating him with 200 pounds of poop!

The sheer force of the the elephant's unexpected defecation knocked Mr. Riesfledt to the ground, where he struck his head and lay unconscious as Stefan continued to evacuate his bowel on top of him. With no one there to help poor Fred, he lay under all that dung for at least an hour before a watchman came along. It seems to me to be just one of the freak accidents that proves "Shit Happens!"

Hey, Don't take life too seriously, no one gets out alive.

rm_muffin162 57M
763 posts
7/29/2006 8:59 am

Jesus.what a way to go.

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