Things I wonder about every day  

rm_Gentle12553 68M
806 posts
7/28/2006 8:05 pm

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8/2/2006 11:38 am

Things I wonder about every day


Ever wonder why glue does not stick to the inside of the bottle?

If the guy is being put to death with lethal injection, why do they use a sterile needle and swap the injection site with alcohol?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you put in the tub the bubbles are always white?

Why do I keep going back and opening the refrigerator door hoping that something new to eat will materialize?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are NOT on
Sale?

One other thing that bugs me....how do these dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

And consider this thought....Statistics on sanity are that one on four persons is suffering from some form of mental illness.....now think of your three best friends....if they are okay...then....it has to be YOU?

akron42   
2375 posts
7/28/2006 8:28 pm

My fave is "if Jimmy cracked corn and no one cared, why did they write a song about it?"


LostLady1973 44F
51 posts
7/28/2006 9:09 pm

I happen to like when the media reports an event of two airplanes almost colliding as a 'near miss'. I didn't write the English language, but I relatively sure that a 'near miss' would involve a collision... as in... The planes nearly missed each other before colliding into two giants balls of fire...

~LL


bigandtallreturn 38M

7/29/2006 3:41 am

Why do they sing "Take Me Out to the Ballgame"... when they're already there?

How can you tell when you've run out of invisible ink?

If the visiting team hits it... why is it still called a home run?

Why is it called a shipment if you send it by car, and a cargo if you send it by ship?

How do you explain counterclockwise to a person with a digitial watch?

Why does sour cream have an expiration date?

Why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

"Today may be the first day of the rest of your life, unless you live on the other side of the International Date Line, then yesterday was the first day of the rest of your life."- Larry Andersen


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