Some days it doesn't pay to get out of bed  

rm_Gentle12553 68M
806 posts
4/26/2006 9:53 am

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Some days it doesn't pay to get out of bed

A few weeks ago I was introduced to a hot new friend. A buddy told me that I had to meet Val....she is a lovely woman, and sexy as all get out...So, he set up a meeting and was he correct. A stunning woman; late 40's, great figure....a very good looking woman. Divorced with a daughter, she has her own beauty salon...Of course I was interested...

First date was a dinner at a local seafood restaurant and went off without a hitch....Second date was to the movies....again seemed to be a nice evening....and it look promising when Val invited me to her place for coffee.

She has a lovely place, small apartment in town and I was surprised to find her daughter was not home....hhmmmmm, things are looking promising I thought....

She has a cute little white poodle....a female about a year old...Think she is called a "toy" size. "I hope you like dogs," Val said as she went into the kitchen to start the coffee....A few moments later she was sitting on the couch next to me pouring the java and showing me quite a bit of cleavage....hmmmm....don't recall that button being undone before....

Then "IT" happened....that cute little white poodle.....well, it decided this was a perfect time to piss all over my shoes.....YUP, backed up her little butt, squatted and pissed all over my Rockwells....

Some days it doesn't pay to get out of bed

MysteryDreamer 58F

4/26/2006 10:44 am

Oh no!!!! Sorry about that hon. Hope the rest of the evening went well?

timeforfun219 43M/43F  
2155 posts
4/26/2006 11:05 am

So I take it you aren't in to water games? LOL... Just teasing... Boy do you get around honey. Val, Barb... anyone else? LOL

If my boobs were bigger I'd be a BBW!

rm_Gentle12553 replies on 4/26/2006 11:12 am:
Yes....I do date is fun being single and there are so many ladies...I have kissed a few frogs....none have turned into a princess.....and I think people love setting me up and introducing me to women...guess they can stand to see me single....

rm_Lottie_Dah 70F
53 posts
4/26/2006 11:23 am

LOL Some pets are very adept at peeing on clothing, shoes, etc. left strewn about on the floor. In such cases perhaps the pets are trying to teach us to pick up after ourselves.

So what happened afterwards between you and Val?

rm_Gentle12553 replies on 4/26/2006 2:24 pm:
The puppy kind of put the "damper" on the rest of the evening....Val could not say "I'm sorry" enough....I thought it was best to head home and throw out my shoes......Cost me $74 for a new pair....and I have not asked her out again...think I should?

rm_Gentle12553 replies on 4/26/2006 2:26 pm:
The puppy kind of put a "damper" on the evening....I decided it was best to head home and change my brograns......Cost me a $74 for new pair of mocs....Haven't asked her out again....should I?

TammyDHU 46F  
246 posts
4/26/2006 12:15 pm


better the dog did it than the daughter, no???


rm_Gentle12553 replies on 4/26/2006 2:25 pm:
Actually for 15 years old the daughter is.......oops Jail Bait...

Whispersoftly5 53F
15176 posts
4/26/2006 1:10 pm

Oh my gosh!!! How not romantic. You poor thing! I would die a thousand deaths if my dog ever did that to somebody! Yikes!!!


shewolfsue 55F

4/26/2006 6:36 pm

My dogs have never done that. But, when dateing my last boyfriend, we were in bed and the "girls" always get a treat and a couple of ice cubes before I go to sleep. Well, Coco got her's and walk over Alan and bit into her ice cube and the crumbs fell onto his penis. I felt soo bad but couldn't stop laughing. He jumped up, but was laughing too. I guess she was a good judge of charther! After the last time that I took him back, I found out what a real ass he was!
But....I think is was just a "bad dog". Cause you seem like one of the good guys.

rm_Gentle12553 replies on 4/26/2006 7:44 pm:
Having your dog drop ice cube pieces on a lover's that is a new way of rejection....what an original gal

rm_Lottie_Dah 70F
53 posts
4/27/2006 7:29 am

>>I have not asked her out again...think I should?<<

Only if she's offered to pay for your shoes....

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