Damn Women  

rm_Gentle12553 68M
806 posts
3/5/2006 6:01 am

Last Read:
3/8/2006 1:34 pm

Damn Women

I was heading up to Tampa on Friday and the Interstate was pretty crowded.

I looked over to my left and there was a sexy looking woman in a brand new Cadillac doing at least 80 mph with her face up next to her
rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.

I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane,
still working on that makeup.

Now as a man, I don't scare easily, but she scared me so much; I dropped my electric shaver,
and that knocked the crumbun out of my other hand.

In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear
and it fell into the coffee between my legs that
splashed and burned the family jewels and ruined the damn phone, soaking my short, and disconnected a hot call I was having with my date up in Tampa.

Damn women drivers!!!

bikerbabe57701 51F

3/5/2006 6:28 am

Ok first of all it strikes me odd that you would bitch about a woman putting on make up....while you yourself are eating, drinking, shaving, and on the phone? What exactly are you driving? A restaurant/restroom/phone booth?

happyladychat 49F
3740 posts
3/5/2006 6:45 am

Gentle12553, is this supposed to be funny? Coz I had a good laugh imagining you shaving, drinking coffee, eating bun, talking on the cell phone and being scared by a try-to-get-pretty lady. LL

Make it your challenge.... turn me ON!!

rm_BiF33Ut 51F
295 posts
3/5/2006 6:49 am

hey Biker Babe...

It was humor... he's got a sense of humor.. it might be an odd sense of humor.. but it's better than the joes that have no sense of humor!

LOL good one Gentle...

GermanGirl_000 64F

3/5/2006 6:51 am

What scares me worse than all the stuff you listed is when I see someone reading as they are driving! How do they do that and not wreck the car?


rm_qcao1 50F
197 posts
3/5/2006 6:55 am

Thanks for making me laugh.

rm_Ellenback 60F
966 posts
3/5/2006 7:29 am

Good one, Gentle, I like that. Elevated from the depths of humour.


loadeddice05 45M

3/5/2006 7:38 am

Ha! Some women a lttle thin skinned? This guys got personality! It comes out in his humor!!! Biker chicks are usually fat anyways! Ease up!

angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
3/5/2006 7:49 am

Very Funny Gentle! I love the way you tell a story!

rm_Gentle12553 68M
1378 posts
3/5/2006 2:05 pm

Some times my attempts at humor remain just that: attempts

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