A few ways to piss off your friend  

rm_Gentle12553 68M
806 posts
3/4/2006 6:52 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

A few ways to piss off your friend

1. During your lunch hour, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want Fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can On your desk and label it "In."

5. Put Decaf in the Coffee Maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their Caffeine addictions, switch to Espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish all tour sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify that your Drive-through order is "To Go."

12. Sing along at the Opera.

13. Go to a Poetry Recital and ask why the Poems don't rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

16. Turn on all the little kids toys at Toys R. Us so they are going off at the same time.

17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When leaving the Zoo, start running and yell "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

20. The next time you are in Wal Mart pick up some packages of condoms and place them baskets as you walk past.

sideline1968 49F

3/4/2006 7:21 pm


I'll admit it ... there are MORE than just a few of these I want to try!

rm_PurryKitty2 49M/51F
9753 posts
3/5/2006 5:51 am

Cute! Maybe I can use some of these on my stalker friend

Thanks for stopping by!

Purry {=}


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