A double dose?  

rm_Gentle12553 68M
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3/16/2006 2:58 pm

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3/20/2006 5:00 am

A double dose?

An older fella went to the doctor's office to get a double dose of Viagra.

The doctor told him that he couldn't allow him a double dose.

"Why not?" asked the man.

"Because it's not safe," replied the doctor

"But I need it really bad," said the older man.

"Well, why do you need it so badly?" asked the doctor. The man said, "My girlfriend is coming into town on Friday; my ex-wife will be here on Saturday; and my wife is coming home on Sunday. Can't you see? I must have a double dose."

Finally the doctor relented saying, "Okay, I'll give it to you, but you have to come in on Monday morning so that I can check you to see if there are any side effects."

On Monday, the man dragged himself in; his arm in a sling. The doctor asked, "What happened to you?"

H answered, "No one showed up."

twirly_girl 48F

3/19/2006 6:50 pm

Very funny.


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