love your job?  

rm_GemmyGem84 33F
89 posts
7/6/2006 10:28 pm

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8/6/2006 9:12 am

love your job?

This is a cracker!
This is even funnier when you realize it's real!
Next time you have a bad day at work...think of this guy.
Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana.
He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs.
Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister.
She then sent it to a radio station in Ft.Wayne, Indiana, who was
sponsoring a worst job experience contest.
Needless to say, she won.

Hi Sue,
Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother.
Last week I had a bad day at the office. I know you've been feeling
down lately at work, so I thought I would share my dilemma with you to
you realize it's not so bad after all.
Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore you
with a few technicalities of my job.
As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea I wear a suit
to the office.
It's a wetsuit.
This time of year the water is quite cool... So what we do to keep
warm is this: We have a diesel powered industrial 'water heater'; > this
$20,000 piece of equipment sucks water out of the sea.
It heats it to a delightful temperature.
It then pumps it down to the diver through a hose, which is taped to
the air hose.
Now this sounds like a darn good plan, and I've used it several
times with no complaints.
What I do, when I get to the bottom and start working, is take the
hose and stuff it down the back of my wetsuit. This floods my whole suit with warm water. It's like working in a Jacuzzi.
Everything was going well until all of a sudden, my ass started to
itch. So, of course, I scratched it.
This only made things worse.
Within a few seconds my ass started to burn. I pulled the hose out from
my back, but the damage was done. In agony I realized what had
The machine had sucked up a jellyfish and pumped it into my suit.
Now, since I don't have any hair on my back, the jellyfish couldn't
stick to it. However, the crack of my ass was not as fortunate.
When I scratched what I thought was an itch, I was actually grinding
the jellyfish into the crack of my a s s. I informed the dive

supervisor of my dilemma over the communicator.
His instructions were unclear due to the fact that he, along with
five other divers, were all laughing hysterically.
Needless to say I aborted the dive.
I was instructed to make three agonizing in-water decompression
stops totaling thirty-five minutes before I could reach the surface to
begin my chamber dry decompression.
When I arrived at the surface, I was wearing nothing but my brass helmet.
As I climbed out of the water, the medic, with tears of laughter running down his face, handed me a tube of cream and told me to rub it on my
ass as soon as I got in the chamber.
The cream put the fire out, but I couldn't p o o p for two days
because my ass was swollen shut.
Love Rob

So, next time you're having a bad day at work, think about how much
worse it would be if you had a jellyfish shoved up your butt.
Now repeat to yourself, "I love my job, I love my job, I love my job

imcurious1987 30M

7/8/2006 6:46 pm

HAHAHA never complainin bout my job again! Thanks for the heads up gem

rm_GemmyGem84 33F
78 posts
7/11/2006 8:41 pm

jacob-- no worries it's funny hay!
luv gem

ilkiesextoolol 33M
1 post
7/20/2006 9:58 am

lol thats pretty funny, i joined this thing ages ago but havent been fucked with it and never came on, im glad i did and had a poke around this time cause that was pretty funny

rm_GemmyGem84 33F
78 posts
7/22/2006 1:44 am

ilkiesextoolol-- thanks for posting!
hope to read more soon!
luv gem

ososober1 42M
69 posts
4/6/2009 10:52 am

loved the joke gem, even though is was from a few years ago now

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