Stupid Customers  

rm_GargameI_ 38M
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3/22/2006 3:12 am

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3/23/2006 12:22 pm

Stupid Customers

An edited form of a myspace bulletin titled "To the Nice Guys."

To every Stupid Customer that regrets asking dumb questions.

To every guy who knows which girl he wants.

To every stupid customer that's said, "I've been waiting 20 minutes."

To every stupid customer that's said, "I gave you a $20."

To every stupid customer that was never too busy to drive across town only to wait "20 minutes" to go through the drive through.

To every stupid customer that farts at the counter while taking their order.

To every stupid customer who decides to be a dick just because.

To every stupid customer that said his/her relative owns the establishment.

To every stupid customers relative that actually does.

To every stupid customer that did see we were busy as hell and still waited "20 minutes" anyway.

To every milkshake that has spilled in a customer's car.

To every stupid customer's car that now smells like porkfart.

To every guy that holds hands with her.

To every stupid customer that realizes words are made of letters and they have meanings.

To every guy that hugs her when she's sad.

To every stupid customer that bitches you out when they're mad.

To every stupid customer who complains for no reason at all.

To every guy who would give their cool 1987 jacket up, for charity.

To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe.

To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to be able to see her for ten minutes, I'm sorry but that fucking retarded.

To every stupid customer that would give his seat up for you on the bus.

To every guy that just wants to cuddle. Is that code?

To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful no matter what. No, that dress does not make you look fat.

To every guy who told his secrets to her while eating sloppy joes.

To every stupid customer that tried to show how much he cared through giving you the wrong change.

To every guy that thought maybe this girl could be"the one", or two or five hundred.

To every stupid customer that believed in magic dishwashing fairies.

To every stupid customer that would have said anything so she/he could achieve a free meal.

To every guy that never laughed at her when she told him her dreams. I'm sorry you want to do what???!!!!

To every stupid customer that made your waiters/waitresses cry.

To every stupid customer that wasn't just trying to get a free meal.

To every stupid customer that actually listened to you repeat their order back to them.

To every guy that gave his heart only to have it shoved back in his face.

This one is for you...

Not many stupid customers appreciate good service. There's not many left out there....

If you are in agreeance repost this: "Stupid customers can suck my balls and finish last."

If you are a girl or a some kind of jump rope creature that thinks guys should try to encompass even a few of these non bear related items repost this: "To the nice guys"


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