Thanks for Cumming!  

rm_Ellenback 60F
903 posts
6/14/2006 4:05 am

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6/30/2006 1:21 pm

Thanks for Cumming!

Ever have a friend come visit you and overstay their welcome, and you're just so damn thankful when they FINALLY leave...?

My relationship with my Ex was like that, especially when he wanted a little "humpin' sumpin'" as he so delicately phrased it...

There would be little or no foreplay, unless I was really persistent and demanding, and he'd simply slide in with a 2 minute warning...He'd even do this when I was still asleep, and I think he got to waiting UNTIL I was asleep to pull this, so I took to wearing pj bottoms to bed to at least make things a little more difficult! We had ONE position (sideways!) which was probably the most comfortable, because at least I didn't have his bony protusions (elbows, you pervs!) sticking into me. But, he always positioned my legs so that I couldn't move, so I couldn't get off, even if I tried.

The kicker? It would go on for the better part of an hour! You start out, ok, maybe this is nice, it starts to feel okay, you're starting to get into it, then the 'leg battle' over who has the dominant position would start, and you'd lose the impulse to begin to enjoy it. Then it turns into

tick tock tick tock
watching the clock
wishing for socks
and mad at his cock


Literally, an hour! 3 times a week, of: "oh geez, did I send that email back to my boss with the numbers from yesterday...and what did my oldest say about his court date...and what should I make for supper, and man, I need to do some laundry, but I'm out of detergent, so I'll stop at the store on the way home and pick some up...and my feet are freezing, is he EVER gonna get there...? I have THINGS TO FREAKING DOOOOO HERE!!!"

You get the picture...

Instead of wanting to yell out, "OH, GOD!!!" in the throes of ecstasy, you have to bite the impulse to scream, "OH, THANK GOD!!!" when he's finally done!

As a result, I'd completely sworn off of sex after I left him...why would I want to resume THAT???

But, I gotta tell you, it's soooo much better now, being single, I have been biting back the words, "OH, (insert YOUR NAME here!) with frequency...Thank God for the Dragon...WOOHOOOO!

And, I had some women telling me, when I complained about the length of our sessions, "count your blessings...my man doesn't last for even 3 minutes!" Yah, right! I prefer quick cummers now, but I just make 'em do it 6 times!!!



DRAGONSTATUS: ALMOST OFF THE BENCH, CONTINUING TO SHOP, AND NO, NOT AT WALMART!!!

(((warmboobyhugs)))

Elle



ArtDent99 46M

6/14/2006 5:34 am

Why not Walmart, they are happy, money back guarantee.. all that!

It just goes to prove that a woman shouldn't let ONE man be the yardstick (meterstick for the us Canuckle-heads) for ALL men. Like snowflakes, each of us is unique, special... and still prone to doing stupid things! But that is a tangent best left unexplored. (Hey baby, mind if I explore your tangents? )

From all of us possibles, thank you for swearing sex back in! And swearing during it too!


1girlrevolution 48F

6/14/2006 9:08 am

Why is it when you're single, you search for a relationship yet when you're married you just want to be single again? It's blogs like this that bring back the yukiness of marriage, and blogs like this that make me smile now that I am single. I love being single. I won't swear off relationships but I'm pretty convinced I will never be married again. Why . . . when you can keep the desires going, have a variety of playmates, actually enjoy sex. I know . . . some marriages stand the test of time but god, how boring after awhile. I don't know of ANY marriage that doesn't eventually get stale. I'm with you on this one, as usual.

~1girl


rm_Ellenback 60F
966 posts
6/14/2006 10:49 pm

    Quoting ArtDent99:
    Why not Walmart, they are happy, money back guarantee.. all that!

    It just goes to prove that a woman shouldn't let ONE man be the yardstick (meterstick for the us Canuckle-heads) for ALL men. Like snowflakes, each of us is unique, special... and still prone to doing stupid things! But that is a tangent best left unexplored. (Hey baby, mind if I explore your tangents? )

    From all of us possibles, thank you for swearing sex back in! And swearing during it too!
Baby, you just know you can explore my tangents, anytime! LOL

And did you know I speak two languages fluently? English, and Swearing...

(((softboobyhugs)))

Elle


rm_Ellenback 60F
966 posts
6/14/2006 10:51 pm

    Quoting 1girlrevolution:
    Why is it when you're single, you search for a relationship yet when you're married you just want to be single again? It's blogs like this that bring back the yukiness of marriage, and blogs like this that make me smile now that I am single. I love being single. I won't swear off relationships but I'm pretty convinced I will never be married again. Why . . . when you can keep the desires going, have a variety of playmates, actually enjoy sex. I know . . . some marriages stand the test of time but god, how boring after awhile. I don't know of ANY marriage that doesn't eventually get stale. I'm with you on this one, as usual.

    ~1girl
I'm not sure why a relationship is important to me, but it is...maybe I want just one that actually works sometime in my life? But I sure do like being single, as well, it's just that I'd love to wake up to someone with regularity, and know that we'd be going to movies, dinner, out dancing, or whatever, because it's more than just a booty call...

Thanks 1girl!

(((warmboobyhugs)))

Elle


horny4770 61M
8158 posts
6/16/2006 3:27 am

Elle,

“Thanks for Cumming!” LOL You’re Welcome! “OH, Horny!” Ya said insert name here! lol

A relationship is important to me also, I know whatcha mean about waking up with someone on a regular basis and doing stuff together. I think we’ve talked about this before.

Now, were you complaining about the duration or the lack of fulfillment? They are not the same. What if you could have long lasting sex and were fulfilled at least once, would that make a difference? Remember ‘ladies first’?

No quick cummer here . . . if ya make me do it 6 times we’re both gonna miss work in the morning and maybe lunch!

Stop warmin’ the bench and keep shoppin’ darlin, he’s out there!

H.

Just a comment to 1Girl if you don’t mind: I was married for 20 years, stale is a choice people choose to make, we chose fresh and spicy. It worked for us!


wetta_one
941 posts
6/29/2006 4:02 am

I love a quick cummer, as long as they can back up and follow thru again...and again, oh and another 3 minutes later again, YAY, if it`s 4 in a row, is it another jackpot? ((((((ka-ching))))))


rm_Ellenback 60F
966 posts
6/29/2006 6:28 pm

LOL Wetta, I gotta send you the nickname of a guy I know who can do it 7 times in a row...hehehe

(((softboobyhugs)))

Elle


wetta_one
941 posts
6/29/2006 8:09 pm

    Quoting rm_Ellenback:
    LOL Wetta, I gotta send you the nickname of a guy I know who can do it 7 times in a row...hehehe

    (((softboobyhugs)))

    Elle


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