Sex Fairy!!  

469 posts
3/23/2006 12:02 am

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3/24/2006 4:16 pm

Sex Fairy!!

Be sure to read the warning at the bottom. That's why I didn't
want to take any chances with this one! I'm not messing with the Sex Fairy!

1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.

2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.

3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.

4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can takeup. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!

5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well being.

6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!

7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.

8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.

9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.

10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.

This blog is an espiritual offering to the sex fairy for good luck in sex. The original is in a room in Palaiseau. I posted it for you to read. The "Hot Sex Fairy" will visit you within four days of reading this message, provided you, in turn, spread the word .. and perhaps post some comments too.

If you don't, you run the risk of never receive good sex again for the rest of your life. You will eventually become celibate, and your genitals will rot and fall off. I'm not supersticious but I rather not take the chance for it to happen tell other people that you think need sex (who doesn't?). Don't send money, as the fate of your genitals has no price.

rm_kiss294 39F
2 posts
3/23/2006 1:02 am

i thought about all that stuff and i find out that all of this is so so right to be true.

sassybelle21 33F  
13313 posts
3/23/2006 1:38 am

I need a Sex God

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