Physiologically Impossible.  

rm_Dysgyzed 47F
3068 posts
6/20/2006 8:09 pm

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8/12/2006 1:56 pm

Physiologically Impossible.

I just got a form letter from one of the illustrious new Silver members, who is, apparently, willing to fuck and lick just any ol' woman who will let him.

Okay, so I was going to delete him when I read: "Although I certainly enjoy using my tongue in whatever place you like it, I also enjoy a nice long deep fucking while I suck your toes.....", I've *very* curious. HOW does one suck toes while fucking?

Seriously. I thought about this and thought about this.

In neither missionary nor rear-entry (doggy style) can one reach both toes and poon-tain at the same time.
Okay, my favorite position is actually to climb on his lap while my partner is sitting in a chair, and ummm...I can't quite manage to have someone in me while I thrust my legs over top of my head to let him reach my toes.

69? That won't work either.

So...would someone please explain to me, or is this really physiologically impossible?

Color: toenail pink. HeHehe.

Okay, I was sitting here, and all of a sudden, a *Toe-Curling* memory occured to me...yesssss...I know exactly how it can be done!

cuteNEway 42F

6/20/2006 8:47 pm

ummmm...his mouth by your feet and his extra long penis in you bent down at an opposite angle...?

he has to have a penis at LEAST 14 inches for that to work properly...

>>confused and cynical look<<

tee hee

micahbiguns 52M

6/20/2006 9:01 pm

Re read his letter he states "I also enjoy a nice long deep fucking while I suck your toes.." This does not necessarily mean that he is going to do the fucking. If ya get my drift here and if you be into kinky shit (no pun intended)

Transblucency 45M

6/20/2006 9:46 pm

It can be done. Missionary, but the guy is reared up in a press-up position between his/her outstretched legs. Person on the bottom can then reach their partner's mouth with their foot.

Taa daah!

LustyTaurus 49M
21253 posts
6/20/2006 9:52 pm it is quite possible and not painful...although you need to be somewhat flexible.

Picture're laying on your back, he is kneeling inbetween your legs and inside you, maybe you have a pillow under your bum. Now picture you pulling your knees up to your chest. Where are your feet? ...


rm_saintlianna 46F
15466 posts
6/20/2006 9:53 pm

I have no idea but I want that monkey

AtomicArtist0 46M
6015 posts
6/20/2006 11:37 pm

pfffff...who hasn't fucked while sucking toes? That old gag!

rm_FreeLove999 47F
16127 posts
6/20/2006 11:48 pm

well, i don't know all the damn names of positions, but say you were in a modified missionary position and you lifted your feet to place on his shoulders (like i often do), it is conceivable that you could put your feet in front of his mouth to suck...

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VATraveler1948 69M

6/21/2006 12:12 pm

Since you asked my opinion, here's my take. It would be quite easy... with a threesome.

PrincessKarma 44F
6188 posts
6/21/2006 12:30 pm

And ain't it fun?

The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma

papyrina 52F
21133 posts
6/21/2006 2:57 pm

feet behind your head

I'm a

i'm here to stay

rm_cru1972 46M
4407 posts
6/21/2006 4:51 pm

Two ways I know of for sure, from experience.

1. The woman would be lying on her back, and the male is kneeling. That gives a little more room for the woman to flex her legs. I've also been told it is one of the best orgasms they have had

2. Woman on her back, man on his side to make somewhat of an L Or maybe a T would be a little better description. The womans legs are over his hips. This is a little more uncomfortable for the woman but still quite pleasurable

8337 posts
6/22/2006 4:13 pm

I also am feeling an attachment to the baby monkey.

BTW: That's "pun-tang" or my preferred term "punani".


"My every move is a calculated step, to bring me closer to embrace an early death." -Tupac Shakur

keithcancook 61M
17930 posts
6/23/2006 8:00 pm

I tried that trick after reading this post, and it ended in disaster.

Her leg was beginning to cramp when all of a sudden it flexed, kicking me hard on the nose and sending me spinning backward off the bed!

As I write this from the hospital room where I lie in traction, I can only bemoan that I sucked toe and then had to foot the bill.


toothysmile 51M
16517 posts
6/24/2006 4:57 am

I'm glad you remembered. It's actually quite easily done...
though, I must admit... toe sucking is probably not my thing...
and yes, I recall the movie scene too.

bigladypleaser 64M

6/24/2006 6:30 am

ms dys,

first time poster on your are a regular poster on my queen's blog (queenbeev obviously) and i get a real kick out of your posts there. i had to come here though to say this. i know you get tons of comments, but your avatar pic sends shivers all up and down my spine. not asking you out or promising that i'll rock your world, but simply wanted to say how much i enjoy seeing that pic. certainly takes the wrinkles outta my shorts. thank you.

as to your question about the position needed, i see you've already got that figured out. let him worry about his neck, just enjoy the ride.

sassybelle21 33F  
13313 posts
6/30/2006 5:25 pm

People who suck toes or have feet fetish really freak me out So uh I will skip.

keithcancook 61M
17930 posts
8/9/2006 8:48 pm

Hello there, Dys! I have returned to what is now part of your basement to tell you that I have "borrowed" part of this post for my "Classic Comments" series over at The Venting Blog.

Have your lawyers see my lawyers concerning any royalty disagreements...

kittys4me2 55M

8/9/2006 11:55 pm

Hi,First I must say that i now know were the smoke is comming from every time i run thru Roanoke. Its your keyboard...SMOKE'N!!!

Next,I love womans feet.They are connected to higher places in this universe that my penis only dreams about..OH THERE'S A BLOG!!!

Do Penis's Dream? haha

While it is possible to suck the toes during intercourse,it is uncomfortable for the woman after a while and sometimes the guy ends up in traction(I read Keiths blog..still in stitches I am )

There is one really good way to have a positive out..cum (sorry )

If the woman had R E A L short a dwarf...or...Dr Ruth!
OMG!!! Kitty tip-TOES out of the room.

Luv yer blog

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