One of my Theme Songs  

rm_Dysgyzed 47F
3068 posts
4/13/2006 7:29 pm

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4/18/2006 6:24 pm

One of my Theme Songs

angelofmercy5 asked us for a theme song, and I suppose I have too many to choose from. However, here's one of them.

I thought about this today when I wrote "birds of a feather, flock together", a phrase that's likely to cause Dark Giggles here for a couple of different reasons. This song is one of them.

And YES, Sugars, I am aware that it's actually closer to Easter than Halloween & Christmas, but truly...it matters what's resting here within me.

So, enough bullshit talking...

I present to you...

SANDY CLAWS
Danny Elfman
The Nightmare Before Christmas...

[LOCK, SHOCK & BARREL]
Kidnap Mr. Sandy Claws

[LOCK]
I wanna do it

[BARREL]
Let's draw straws

[SHOCK]
Jack said we should work together
Three of a kind


[LOCK, SHOCK & BARREL]
Birds of a feather
Now and forever
Wheeee
La, la, la, la, la


Kidnap the Sandy Claws, lock him up real tight
Throw away the key and then
Turn off all the lights

[SHOCK]
First, we're going to set some bait
Inside a nasty trap and wait
When he comes a-sniffing we will
Snap the trap and close the gate

[LOCK]
Wait! I've got a better plan
To catch this big red lobster man
Let's pop him in a boiling pot
And when he's done we'll butter him up

[LOCK, SHOCK & BARREL]
Kidnap the Sandy Claws
Throw him in a box
Bury him for ninety years
Then see if he talks

[SHOCK]
Then Mr. Oogie Boogie man
Can take the whole thing over then
He'll be so pleased, I do declare
That he will cook him rare

[LOCK, SHOCK & BARREL]
Wheeee!

[LOCK]
I say that we take a cannon
Aim it at his door and then
Knock three times and when he anwers
Sandy Claws will be no more

[SHOCK]
You're so stupid, think now
If we blow him up into smithereens
We may lose some pieces
And the Jack will beat us black and green

[LOCK, SHOCK & BARREL]
Kidnap the Sandy Claws
Tie him in a bag
Throw him in the ocean
Then see if he is sad

[LOCK & SHOCK]
Because Mr. Oogie Boogie id the meanest guy around
If I were on his Boogie list, I'd get out of town

[BARREL]
He'll be so pleased by our success
That he'll reward us too, I bet

[LOCK, SHOCK & BARREL]
Perhaps he'll make his special brew
Of snake and spider stew
Ummm!

We're his little henchmen
And we take our job with pride
We do our best to please him
And stay on his good side

[SHOCK]
I wish my cohorts weren't so dumb

[BARREL]
I'm not the dumb one

[LOCK]
You're no fun

[SHOCK]
Shut up!

[LOCK
Make me

[SHOCK]
I've got something, listen now
This one is real good, you'll see
We'll send a present to his door
Upon there'll be a note to read
Now, in the box we'll wait and hide

[LOCK, SHOCK & BARREL]
Until his curiousity
Entices him to look inside
And then we'll have him
One, two, three

[LOCK, SHOCK & BARREL]
Kidnap the Sandy Claws, beat him with a stick
Lock him for ninety years, see what makes him tick

Kidnap the Sandy Claws, chop him into bits
Mr. Oogie Boogie is sure to get his kicks
Kidnap the Sandy Claws, see what we will see
Lock him in a cage and then throw away the key.

HeHeHe


RevJoseyWales 70M/67F
14393 posts
4/13/2006 7:31 pm

I recommend Lithium, STAT. Welocme back Dys, we missed ya. Joe

"McVeigh had the right idea, wrong address."

"This ain't Dodge City, and you ain't Bill Hickok."


rm_Dysgyzed replies on 4/13/2006 9:24 pm:
Oh, yeah. I'd like to see the motherfucker comin' at me with Lithium...better bring dey little stunguns! LMAO!

Thank you, SugarJoe!

*Hugs and smooches too* to the both of ya!

PrincessKarma 45F
6188 posts
4/14/2006 1:04 am

*glimmer*

Good to see you in a better mood *HUG*


The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma


rm_Dysgyzed replies on 4/14/2006 5:34 pm:
*wink*

Allsleeky 37F

4/14/2006 2:22 pm

I also hve too many to choose from but today my theme song is

"Run" By Collective Soul!

♪♫ "Is there a cure among us
From this processed sanity
I weaken with each voice that sings
In this world of purchase
I'm going to buy back memories
To awaken some old qualities"

Have I got a long way to run. ♫♪


rm_Dysgyzed replies on 4/14/2006 8:59 pm:
Sleeks...ya know, you're song has a lot of meaning...sometimes, indeed, we need to go back to our innocence...before it became oh, so complicated.

I do think it comes with a price though...what price, and is the result worth it? Yes, Sleeks, those are the questions that resound throughout me too.

And ya know...sometimes, when we run quickly enough and with the perfect support...we find we can Fly!

Here's to Making it Count, Sleeky!

tillerbabe 57F

4/14/2006 8:48 pm

You need a massage hon!


rm_Dysgyzed replies on 4/14/2006 8:55 pm:
Babe...you ain't lyin'! *wink*

toothysmile 52M
16517 posts
4/15/2006 6:40 am

"Begin the beguine" as sung by Sheryl Crowe.

When they begin the beguine
it brings back the sound of music so tender,
it brings back a night of tropical splendor
it brings back the memory ever green.

I'm with you once more under the stars
and down by the shore an orchesta 's playing
and even the palms seem to be swaying
when they begin the beguine.

To live it again is past all endeavors
except when that tune clutches my heart
and there we are, swearing to love forever,
and promising never, never to part.

What moments devine, what rapture serene
till clouds came along to disperse the joys we had tasted
and now when I hear people curse the chance that was wasted,
I know that too well what they mean;

so don't let them begin the beguine
let the love that was once a fire remain an ember
let it sleep like a dead desire I only remember
when they begin the beguine.

oh, yes, let them begin the beguine, make them play
till the stars that were there before return above you
till you whisper to me once more,
darling, I love you
and we suddenly know what heaven we 're in
when they begin the beguine
when they begin the beguine.


sassybelle21 34F  
13313 posts
4/17/2006 7:30 pm

What's OUR theme song going to be? Dontcha by Pussycat Dolls?


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