Current Sex Partner Choices  

rm_Dysgyzed 47F
3068 posts
3/5/2006 11:37 pm

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6/2/2007 1:23 am

Current Sex Partner Choices

There's the Belt Notcher and there's the Town Drunk.

Now, the Belt Notcher has a propensity for 25 year old blondes, and well, I'm shaped just a little differently than that. HOWEVER, I also am not exactly at the BBW matter what the damned pictures look like. (but that's another story, and one which may cause me to THUNDER and we know that glimmers of lightening won't be far

And, ya know there's something to be said for experience. Like being aware that he's a belt notcher and so deciding to give him BIG reason to make that mark a DEEP one. Besides, it gives me even MORE reason to notch my belt with a Special *Glimmer*

Ohhh...and this man does have that wicked little spark to him...looks like a young Al Pacino in The Godfather...fuckin' delicious.

However, he's also the one who tells me that he wants to shove his hard cock up my ass and then shove it down my throat. And when he says it, all I can damned do is laugh. He has such finesse in so many other areas, but I may just have to teach him how to be "naughty" without being damned gross! And I'm still laughing.

Still, I think I could work that one to MY advantage...Shovin what where? I have Wonders for YOU!

Then, there's the town drunk. And he tells me that all of the police know him and if he's in the car with me I have a much better chance of being stopped. Uhhhh...uhhhmmm...I think I had the chance to fully love exactly this type of man when I was 17. I chose to do it a bit differently then, and I'm *sigh* really quite unhappy to have to do it again.

Besides, I really do like this man and he wants the wife and babies and that kind of shit that gives me like the fuckin' shakes and creeps and anxiety attacks. I think I'll just save HIM from ME too.

But OH HELL...this man smells and looks good. And one fine night, when several of us were sharing a hotel room (HeHehEh) he pulled down his pants to revel those skimpy assed speedo type of underware. (Noticed the in HardWare? *salivate*) I think I will have THAT grinning memory in my mind for a long time.

He's a generous and sensitive guy, but he ain't MY guy. The best thing I can wish for him is that he really find someone of true heart. Someone told me (and I believe them) that he would stop drinking AS MUCH if he had someone to bitch at that ain't's just really not my role in life...but I Do Wish that the right woman would come along for him. He needs her.

After all, I'll always have the memory of him flashing his stuff! (But shhhh...we won't tell her.)

singlem1969 48M

3/6/2006 7:28 am

How about a third option?

RevJoseyWales 70M/67F
14393 posts
3/6/2006 2:00 pm

You just havin' all kinda luck today, LOL. Hell Darlin', your're always weclome here. Joe

"McVeigh had the right idea, wrong address."

"This ain't Dodge City, and you ain't Bill Hickok."

_Safira 54F
11260 posts
3/6/2006 5:21 pm

Oh the infinite possibilities ...

This is my blog - Comes With Warning Labels. There are many like it, but this one is mine.


rm_VoodooGuru1 50M
2053 posts
3/6/2006 9:00 pm

HEY! I offered you some sweet voodoo lovin' and you didn't like the fact that I DON'T drink!

Now c'mon girl... I got wotchu need! Ahhh yeah, baby... you makin' me hard like organic chemistry. I know you wanna get some voodoo in ya!

RevJoseyWales 70M/67F
14393 posts
3/7/2006 4:06 am

And obviously this post isn't helping, LOL. I can only hope some of these posts are gags. Nah, they CAN'T be real, LMAO. Joe

"McVeigh had the right idea, wrong address."

"This ain't Dodge City, and you ain't Bill Hickok."

AtomicArtist0 46M
6015 posts
3/7/2006 12:47 pm

sounds like you have the pick of the litter there, the top notch in choices of men...and by top notch, I mean belt notch and by litter I man...oh never mind.

note to self: anal sex, then blowjob= no way to impress a broad.
note to self: calling a girl a broad= no way to impress a broad.

AtomicArtist0 46M
6015 posts
3/7/2006 12:48 pm

ps...nice pic of geek, you

rm_PurryKitty2 49M/51F
9753 posts
3/8/2006 3:53 am

You're so cute and I love your stories!

Purry {=}


RevJoseyWales 70M/67F
14393 posts
3/8/2006 6:05 am

What are you using for troll bait? It's working great! You must be taking your nice pills these days, LOL. OMG is the world ready for a *Glimmer* of sweetness and light? Joe

"McVeigh had the right idea, wrong address."

"This ain't Dodge City, and you ain't Bill Hickok."

rm_1hotwahine 64F
21091 posts
3/8/2006 9:32 am

We are all SOOOOO jaded! I KNOW these guys, I swear I do. LOL, great post.

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

Efilnikufesin69 48M

3/9/2006 1:01 am

I'm with Safira!

and Druuna rocks! Long live Eleuteri Serpieri!

tillerbabe 57F

3/9/2006 2:02 am

GAWD your perspective is hilarious!!!! LMAO!

RevJoseyWales 70M/67F
14393 posts
3/9/2006 4:25 am

Important hint. DON"T say "quit smoking". The brain is wired NOT to accept quitting anything. Instead, become a non smoker. That way your brain will accept the change. I did it under hypnosis right after last Thanksgiving, haven't had a cigarette yet, and don't want one, LOL. And I DO hope you meant TOBACCO, LMAO. I understand the depression thing dear, was diagnosed clinically depressed over 20 years ago, and have been on Prozac over 12 years now. Is that a record? Boy do I hate that shit. But it does beat the alternative. PLEASE take the meds, I would so hate for you to feel miserable, which is me without them. Shit, and they let me have and CARRY weapons, RAOFLMAO. More tonite, off to work. Joe

Carol wants to know which cheek? Upper or lower, left or right? LOL

"McVeigh had the right idea, wrong address."

"This ain't Dodge City, and you ain't Bill Hickok."

Lookinforsex649 53M
182 posts
3/9/2006 5:17 am

Any is better than long dry spells, sounds to me you are doing well.

sassybelle21 33F  
13313 posts
3/9/2006 8:20 am

Glimmer momma I am back!! My perfect one will always be my German due Go lookie here When The Fame And Hatred Are Too Much To Handle. Love you

rm_saintlianna 46F
15466 posts
3/10/2006 11:10 am

"Shovin what where?" Haha I love it!!!

pandoo5 61M
398 posts
3/10/2006 5:39 pm

Quit means no turning back, i enjoyed reading it, youlook very beautiful, i don't want any thing just saying what i saw.

RevJoseyWales 70M/67F
14393 posts
3/11/2006 4:26 am

Yeah, "THAT place" doth sucketh, LOL. *big hug, a cuddle, a smack on the ass, and instructions to go plot and plan some smiley stuff*

"McVeigh had the right idea, wrong address."

"This ain't Dodge City, and you ain't Bill Hickok."

greatnsexy69 48M

3/11/2006 6:26 pm

I'll have to move down to your neck of the woods. Then there would be only one choice.

sassybelle21 33F  
13313 posts
3/13/2006 4:08 pm

    Quoting rm_Dysgyzed:

    I'm glad you were able to get back in. I'm not sure what the hell is going on.

    I *do* know, PreciousSassy, that I hope you will Remember that Love of this type overwhelms hate of that type. Baby, if you're going to be strong, you are going to have to tell even the one that you WANT to like you but don't care as much as you'd like, to fuck off. Recall that they are obvious fuckin' idjits, and not worth the effort or time.

    Love you too, SassyChick!
My sassy momma you are my strength. You give me all the guts that I don't have. I heart you

2943 posts
3/13/2006 4:31 pm

Look at're such a Sexy Lil Vixen! should have the Cream of da Crop....opps...did someone say "crop"...(looks around all innocent-like)


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