The Anal Sex Conundrum  

rm_DocSpender 64M/45F
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3/13/2006 9:27 pm

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3/14/2006 3:47 pm

The Anal Sex Conundrum

Now... On to The "Backdoor" Conundrum

Let's get one thing straight... men LOVE anal sex.

Crap... wait... men love getting anal sex.

NO! Wait... most heterosexual men enjoy giving anal sex to women.

Whew.

The problem most men have with the question of anal sex is asking for it. Really... how the hell does one go about asking for it? Amy Vanderbilt and Emily Post offer NO insight into the proper etiquette for this situation (though they should) and, quite frankly, I'm baffled.

The truth is that most of the women I've ever known would rather eat a plate of flaming crap in Hell than allow just any old Commodore Carl to navigate his personal dinghy up the Anal Canal.

So, How does one ask?
"Excuse me, dear... would you mind terribly if I popped my pecker up your poop chute?"

"Darling, would it be acceptable for me to launch my rocket up your rectum?"

"Hey, hon... let's play 'Star Wars'... I'll be Han Solo, piloting my 'Millenium Falcon' all the way to Uranus!"

Seriously, some women enjoy it but won't say so from fear of being labeled a "slut" (whatever the hell that's supposed to mean). Most men would love to at least try it but prefer not being labeled a "pervert" by asking about it.

This is not an easy question to answer, so I'll create an anonymous poll. You tell me what you like and/or don't like.


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