Women Quotes  

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1/4/2006 10:33 am

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Women Quotes

Still bored, So I thought I would do WOMEN Quotes:

~~Sure God created man before woman. But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece. ~Author Unknown

~~The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. ~Author Unknown

~~A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are. ~Chauncey Mitchell Depew

~~I expect Woman will be the last thing civilized by Man. ~George Meredith

~~Women keep a special corner of their hearts for sins they have never committed. ~Cornelia Otis Skinner

~~Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right - instantly. ~Sam Slick (Thomas Chandler Haliburton)

~~They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken. ~Author Unknown.......... lol

~~Women are never stronger than when they arm themselves with their weakness. ~Marie de Vichy-Chamrond

~~A woman wears her tears like jewelry. ~Author Unknown

~~The girls that are always easy on the eyes are never easy on the heart. ~Author Unknown

~~Men enjoy being thought of as hunters, but are generally too lazy to hunt. Women, on the other hand, love to hunt, but would rather nobody knew it. ~Mignon McLaughlin

~~God did it on purpose so that we may love you men instead of laughing at you. ~Mrs. Patrick Campbell, in reply to a male acquaintance who asked why women seem to have no sense of humor

~~After about 20 years of marriage, I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of that one. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. ~Mel Gibson, about what women want

~~Woman didn't get the short end of every stick. At least God gave us handheld massaging shower heads. ~Rhann Morgan

~~Brains are an asset, if you hide them. ~Mae West

~~To get to a woman's heart, a man must first use his own. ~Mike Dobbertin

~~Women speak two languages - one of which is verbal. ~William Shakespeare

~~Good-looking girls break hearts, and goodhearted girls mend them. ~Mignon McLaughlin

~~Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember. ~Author Unknown

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