My cleanin TIPS!  

rm_DarknStar 55F
3006 posts
8/10/2006 9:25 am

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8/14/2006 7:44 pm

My cleanin TIPS!

I do believe this with all my heart!


I don't do windows because ...

I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt.

I don't wax floors because ...

I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt then I'll feel terrible (plus they may sue me.)

I don't mind the dust bunnies because ...

They are very good company, I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say.

I don't disturb cobwebs because.

I want every creature to have a home of their own.

I don't Spring Clean because .

I love all the seasons and don't want the others to get jealous

I don't pull weeds in the garden because.

I don't want to get in God's way, HE is an excellent designer!

I don't put things away because ...

My husband will never be able to find them again.

I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because .

I don't want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for dinner.

I don't iron because.

I choose to believe them when they say

"Permanent Press".

I don't stress much on anything because...

"A Type" personalities die young and I want to stick around and become a wrinkled up crusty ol' woman!!!!


Have a Great Day Bloggers!

hereIam51757 57F
8001 posts
8/10/2006 10:51 am

Yes, house-keeping at it's best!!!!!


silverbreeze2 67F

8/10/2006 11:02 am

I was just getting ready to clean my house when I read this.
That was then, this is now!
((( sitting down in front of the computer, drinking tea, and taking it easy! )))
All these tips make perfect sense to me!

firestarter665 44M/40F

8/10/2006 4:52 pm

Awesome post!!! I will have to find all that in a framed print and hang it in my kitchen.

HandyMan15601 56M

8/10/2006 6:53 pm


Frugal Thrivalism. Preparedness. Self-Sufficiency.

LustyTaurus 50M
21253 posts
8/10/2006 9:00 pm

...sounds right to me...

rm_indydirtydog 47M
700 posts
8/10/2006 9:07 pm

To funny

Women Women everywhere and not a pussy to eat......

rm_cru1972 46M
4407 posts
8/14/2006 4:02 pm

apparently... My dust bunnies don't like the names I gave them, They keep attacking me

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