MEN Quotes  

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1/4/2006 7:03 am

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MEN Quotes

Bored this morning, Heres some *MEN* quotes, I picked up!

~~Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself - like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks. ~Jean Kerr

~~If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck? ~Linda Ellerbee

~~A lot of guys think the larger a woman's breasts are, the less intelligent she is. I don't think it works like that. I think it's the opposite. I think the larger a woman's breasts are, the less intelligent the men become. ~Anita Wise

~~Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. ~Jerry Seinfeld

~~A man's home may be his castle on the outside; inside, it is more often his nursery. ~Clare Booth Luce

~~God gave us all a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to run one at a time. ~Robin Williams

~~What's the matter with you guys? The sight of blonde hair knocks you three rungs down on the evolutionary ladder. ~From the television show Civil Wars

~~There are much easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance. ~Author Unknown

~~Plain women know more about men than beautiful ones do. ~Katharine Hepburn

~~Three wise men - are you serious? ~Author Unknown

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