Gotta Love Rednecks......there COOL people!  

rm_DarknStar 55F
3006 posts
4/8/2006 10:12 am

Last Read:
4/8/2006 5:46 pm

Gotta Love Rednecks......there COOL people!

Redneck Computer Lingo

"Hard drive"......Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer.

"Keyboard"....Place to hang your truck keys.

"Windows".....Place in the truck to hang your guns.

"Floppy"......When you run out of Polygrip.

"Modem".......How you get rid of your dandelions.

"ROM"........Delicious when you mix it with coca cola.

"Byte"......First word in a kiss-off phrase.

"Reboot".....What you do when the first pair gets covered with barnyard stuff.

"Network".....Activity meant to provide bait for your trot line.

"Mouse".....Fuzzy, soft thing you stuff in your beer bottle in order to get a free case!

"LAN"....To borrow as in, "Hey Delbert! LAN me yore truck."

"Cursor".....What some guys do when they are mad at their wife and or girlfriend.

"bit".......A wager as in, "I bit you cant spit that watermelon seed across the porch longways."

"digital control".....What yore fingers do on the TV remote.

"packet"......What you do to a suitcase or Wal-fart bag before a trip!

As for the Picture,
How to stop a Virus
Redneck style!


RevJoseyWales 70M/67F
14393 posts
4/8/2006 1:55 pm

Joe

"McVeigh had the right idea, wrong address."

"This ain't Dodge City, and you ain't Bill Hickok."


bigdaddy71365 52M

4/8/2006 3:11 pm

, now thats to damm funny!!


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