Buying Happiness...........  

rm_DarknStar 55F
3006 posts
8/3/2006 9:06 am

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8/4/2006 4:32 pm

Buying Happiness...........

The President, First Lady and Dick Cheney were flying on Air Force One.

George looked at Laura, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy."

Laura shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy."

Cheney added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy."

Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, "Such big-shots back there. Hell, I could throw all of them out of the window and make 56 million people very happy!!!!

Sweetpickles69 49F

8/3/2006 5:05 pm

Very Good One!!!


LustyTaurus 49M
21253 posts
8/3/2006 5:41 pm

I don't mind Laura so much, at least she is the most useful of the three!!

silverbreeze2 66F

8/3/2006 6:51 pm

I agree with LT, I don't mind Laura so much, but I say "throw the rest of them out"!

AstirRelicLatah 66M
1993 posts
8/4/2006 6:17 am

Great joke, thanks. It's good to start the day with a laugh

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