Todays Episode: GASP! My partner would NEVER do that for me!  

rm_Dagerazod 52M/56F
65 posts
3/28/2006 4:18 am

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5/3/2007 8:47 am

Todays Episode: GASP! My partner would NEVER do that for me!

And thus I quote from the ManBook...
ManBook 1:2
Four words will strike fear in the hearts of most women you encounter,
"Do you like ANAL?"

Sure there are women that LOVE anal! And bless their sweet little pea pickin hearts for it too!
But for a large majority of women, contrary to what you may be seeing in internet porn, they consider their ass exit only! Why? A myriad of reasons! The top of the list is probably to ask yourself when the last time you shoved a buick up your OWN ass and enjoyed it!

Mostly, they tried it once and didnt like it. At least in my experience anyway. And TRUST ME, if they were with someone that rammed home in one thrust and then bangged them like they were a spider moneky on crystal meth, they most certainly DID NOT enjoy it!

For some guys, anal is in the top 5 of fetish related fantasies. In no particular order:
mother / daughter combo

Basically if a guy could nail a mom and her twins in the ass he would lock down the TRIFECTA of male fantasies! Of course this will never happen because God in his infinite wisdom has engineered the human male to spontaineously combust upon such a feat as this. It keeps them from being able to tell anyone about it. Not that they would believe it anyway, but I digress.

By no stretch of the imagination am I a John Holmes type, but I am not hung like an elevator button either! The thought of something my own size jackhammering my ass is quite frightening, imagine what the woman feels like? Generally you are stronger than she is, bigger build, etc. SO play along and imagine an 8 foot tall, 500 pound guy on top of YOUR backside with a hardon!

Feeling a little queasy now? GOOD! Ya fucking retard! That HAS to be how SHE feels!

Remember guys, with anal there is no such thing as
3. Trying again some other time because she is uncomfortable. No harm, No foul.

As long as she is willing to try, you are halfway home, you screw up her willingness to try and that ass wont EVER be tapped!
At least not by you.

Next time:
The "online" 6'4" Body Building Millionaire Plastic Surgeons with 13 inch dicks!

hazel_eyed_devil 36F

3/28/2006 4:52 am

Amen, Sweetie!!! If only every guy knew this.

candican14 53F

3/28/2006 5:03 am

Dager, you're the best.
{=} c~

rm_Dagerazod 52M/56F
41 posts
3/28/2006 5:10 am

Every guy DOES know it, but with all the blood rushing from their brains to their dicks... well... they forget.
Lucky for me huh?


1973GAL 45F

3/28/2006 5:13 am

Totally agree...if it feels rite and the guy takes his time it can be an amazing time...but if you think you are ramming my ass with your dick w/o lube or w/o warning YOU ARE WRONG! Exit only is the way to go then for sure LOL...thanks for being an understanding male---which there are not many of you out there!

hazel_eyed_devil 36F

3/28/2006 10:19 am

Sorry, Sweetie. I didn't know until you said something that we live in 2 different Jacksonville 's. It's really too bad.

jaxflbbw 47F

3/29/2006 3:17 pm

wow. i think u hit it on the u totally understand women. wow

rm_Dagerazod 52M/56F
41 posts
3/29/2006 5:03 pm

    Quoting jaxflbbw:
    wow. i think u hit it on the u totally understand women. wow
and yet...
here I sit

WyldKitty2004 46F
9 posts
3/29/2006 6:40 pm

if i was there u sure wouldnt be just sitting there

rm_nokdasoxov 52M
13 posts
4/5/2006 6:32 pm

Yes...Dagerazod is very wise & intelligent. Too bad more males are not like us.

There are "some" cool guys out there...the ones that truly understand.

I have NEVER...EVER ...EVER...forced any female to do something they were not willing to do. Of course we ask; what kind of red blooded American guy would not?? I mean after a guy watches too many Nina Hartley or vanessa Del Rio anal flicks..that's all he wants (enter the one track mind).

Most women I know perceive anal sex as a degrading act. I leave anal up to the woman. And when it does out...there is nothing in the world like it. Again as Dagerazod mentoned...Lube Well...start slow. When performed properly, your penis will be rubbing the back wall of her vagina. This is what can get a woman off when perfoming anal sex. Again...some like it...some don't....some "MAY" be willing to try. Never force the will never get that booty.

May the force of Anal Sex be with you!

chopperchick46 58F
83 posts
4/8/2006 11:15 am

the mind is a terrible thing to waste, either a person's gonna take their lonely little i.q. point out for a walk and get it, or they're going to lay the poor thing to waste and never figure it out. anal sex has to be mutual and desired by both. if it hurts too fucking much, hold off and try again another time, no amount of "it's almost in there" is going to evaporate that blinding pain when it's just not right. but when it is right......... woof.....drool.....squirt!!!!!

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