Chips and Dip  

rm_Dagerazod 52M/56F
65 posts
3/30/2006 5:36 am

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4/9/2006 10:39 am

Chips and Dip

And I quote from the ManBook:
ManBook 1:4
All women want you... they just dont know it yet!

For years, I heard other guys spouting this mantra when a hot chick walked by, or a waitress waled away from the table with our order or whatever....
"She wants me... she just doesnt know it yet!"

I was always puzzled by this. How is it possible?

And there in the nutshell is the male ego left unchecked. Notice these guys never try to talk to one of these women? Why? They are afraid of two things:
1. Being shot down
2. Being shot down would disprove the theory that the girl wants him and doesnt know it yet.

The male ego is such a fragile thing. Think "Chips and Dip". Dont you hate it when you slam a chip into the dip and it snaps off? GAH!
You tried to pile on more than it could handle or you tried to move it too quickly, or the dip was too thick! Either way you are reduced to either fishing out the chip and trying to salvage your tasty morsel or you use ANOTHER chip to plow out the first! Either way... you just saw the fragile male ego in action.

Most men are fragile little chips, and most women are... pardon the reference... dips.
Lets break it down...
If you are piling on too much dip he shatters. Meaning, if your wants, needs, and desires are too much for him, he snaps. You end up being labeled the "High Maintenance Dip" by him and he moves on. Why? A lot of men simply can't bear the thought of trying to measure up to your vision of what he should be. Now you either have to fish him out of the deep dip by petting his ego and coddling him or move on to someone else.

If you try to move the chip too quickly through your life, you simply scare him to death and he snaps. You cant go from, "You're hot!" to "I want to bear your children" in a couple weeks.
Women are emotional critters. Their emotions can go from zero to BITCH in 1.2 seconds! Less if they are pregnant! They also can go from "He's cute!" to "Soulmate!" almost as fast. Hence the term love at first sight. Men on the other hand are terrified and jumpy small woodland creatures. The ability for them to focus for 1.2 seconds is a struggle sometimes, much less think about souls when the word MATE is attached... see men just hear the MATE part of it and get a boner. If you go too fast, they snap and you have to fish them out or move on.

Lastly we have the dip that is too thick. Ladies, pay attention, there WILL be a quiz!
If an man is sexually intimidated by you... you are fucked, and not in the pleasurable heels to the ceiling way either! If your sexuality can be toned down and held back long enough to try and bring him along slowly... you MIGHT stand a chance. You ever watch Lions mate on Discovery Channel? They are ALL quickies. Hell the foreplay basically consists of pinning her to the ground, biting her neck, slamming home for 60 seconds and they are done! Have ya slept with this guy yet? Of course you have! Did you enjoy it? Maybe once... if ever. For instance, if your sexuality involves toys, you just attempted a head shot on his manhood! "What? Am I not enough for you?!?!?!" What a fragile little chip men are.
I on the other hand see toys as something that MAKES me a better lover! Hell, if you want a 55 gallon drum of wesson oil and a freaking trapeeze... Im ALL for it! Why? You wont remember them, you will remember the experience AND *I* was providing it!

rm_marnisway 86F
5018 posts
4/7/2006 5:49 pm

This should be put on a *Menu*



Nothing is ever the same... when it comes to pleasures.

with a hint....the erotic senses will manifest into an abounding mess of flesh

the mind needs fulfillment of the body

if it feels good is good

I've done it again...*S*

rm_Dagerazod 52M/56F
41 posts
4/7/2006 10:41 pm

very nice play!
I love a good turn of phrase!

Course, Id rather have an All You Can Eat instead of a menu

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