Me & My Monkey  

rm_D1SQUO 40M
38 posts
1/21/2006 2:03 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Me & My Monkey

An update? So soon after the last? My, my... Sir Disquo must have some time on his hands.

Just thought I'd update you folks on TheQuietGuy2005's public call to return what has been quite unexpectedly been taken from me... my gender! No fear as a little back n' forth with the good folks at AdultFriendFinder Central have seen my meat n' two veg restored to their former glory.

One aspect is still outstanding though - and rather annoying since I'm actually shelling out for it. All you Standard Contacts out there that used to be able to get the low down on Disquo and furthermore get in touch through the power of "AdultFriendFinder-mail"... you'll have to wait a little longer as although it says it's activated, I clearly haven't got it (I know... I've verified this!). So what are you waiting for staffers... get a move on! ?*

In other news, the Burns evening I was so looking forward to has been *cancelled*!

Apparently not enough tickets were sold to make the evening financially viable.

But as they say, one door closes, another opens. I've instead been invited to yet another work do, this time to celebrate one of our big wigs making MD. And as he just so happens to be the same head honcho mentioned in my earlier "strippers" post... who knows... there may be a repeat performance.

To make up for my disappointment, I benefited from a spot of good luck in the form of some freebees which landed in my plate on Thursday. First off, managed to score a free dinner last night courtesy of a local restaurant. Mind you, I wasn't half taken aback when some random punter walked up to me in the street, asked me if I was local and handed me an envelope with the word "Congratulations" scrawled on the front. That's when the words Candid Camera flash through your mind! In the end it runed out to be a rather tasty Sri-Lankan combo....mmmm. As for freebee no2, courtesy of the sharking ground that is Tiger-Tiger, I'm now in the posession of a 50% off voucher valid until next Friday allowing me to buy pretty much any food or drink between 7.30 and 11pm at half price. Bring on the cocktail pitcher evenings.

And now transitioning into silly mode...

For those of you wondering who this little fella is... he's my nemesis on AdultFriendFinder. One of a crack team on bonsai monkeys bred solely for the purpose of disrupting my time on this site. Whenever there's lag, or you find yourself bounced out of a chat room... that's those vermin at work. If you happen to come across such a specimen, do not approach and instead report their presence to your local EuroTub Monkey Extermination Representative, who will dispose of this militant element for a nominal fee.

This was a public service announcement brought to you by "EradiChimp"... the No1 primate pest control.

TheQuietGuy2005 56M
2386 posts
1/21/2006 6:58 am

Glad to see you've been mostly restored to your former glory, sir ... and pleased that the bonsai monkeys, only so recently bred and released into the server complex, have already been identified. They will not overcome!

Pickybuthot 60F

1/21/2006 8:45 am

My dear D1, I don't know how you do it......................but your bloags are always so funny, and of course interesting!
I think that I've already had one of those monkeys messing up my life on AdultFriendFinder, but I'll not let him get me down! Onwards and upwards eh!
I'm glad your manhood has been fully restored!
Good luck with your search for local London ladies. I'm convinced you'll make her laugh, and thats a great turn on for the faiere sex...................... xxx

Lioness_girl 46F
3494 posts
1/21/2006 5:28 pm

Sexless and lost for a day or so eh? I sure hope you get all of it back soon and not just parts!

You lucked out on the freebies....wish I could have gone with you and spent that free food voucher. Oh well...I guess I would have to find a way to get across the Atlantic to do that.

I hate those monkeys myself. Do you really think you can eradicate them? LOL

Thanks for making me laugh. I sure needed it after a rough, long, hard day at work today. Ciao


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