A slightly down kitten  

rm_Chaos_Kitten 45F
51 posts
5/10/2006 9:43 pm

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5/17/2006 6:45 pm

A slightly down kitten

Yeah...today has been one of those "chuck full o' suck" type of days. And because of that, this kitten feels a little down.

So, anyone know any good jokes?

C'mon...tell the chaoskitten a joke. It can be pure cheese as far as I'm concerned. And you'll have my undying gratitude for it...('fraid I can't give ya much more than that)

rm_KiddDynamite 44M
7 posts
5/10/2006 11:49 pm

Here's a cheesy one for you...

Did you hear the one about the duck that went into the drug store and asks for a tube of chap stick.

The pharmacist goes in the back to get it, comes out with it and says........

" Here, would you like me to put it on your bill"!

Quack, Quack!

rm_KiddDynamite 44M
7 posts
5/10/2006 11:55 pm

Ok...one more

I have one worse than that.

A man and his wife are awakened, at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3 o'clock in the morning!

He slams the door and returns to bed.

"Who was that?" asked his wife.

"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.

"Did you help him?" she asks.

"No, I did not, it is 3 o'clock in the morning and it is pouring out there!"

"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember, about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"

The man does as he is told, gets up, gets dressed, and goes out into the pouring rain.

He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"

"Yes", comes back the answer.

"Do you still need a push?", calls out the husband.

"Yes, please!", comes the reply from the dark.

"Where are you?", asks the husband

"Over here on the swing!", replies the drunk

rm_KiddDynamite 44M
7 posts
5/13/2006 1:08 pm

No problem, glad my cheesiness was able to make you smile a bit...

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