Joke  

rm_CeePeeDee 52M
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7/12/2006 7:07 am

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8/16/2007 8:20 am

Joke


A guy tells his doctor "I've got a really embarrassing problem, doc". doc says "Don't worry, I've been a doctor for 17 yearsm I've seen it all - relax and tell me all about it". So the guy says "I was by an elephant, and now my sphincter is a foot wide". The doc admits to himself that, yes, this is a new one for him, but he keeps his composure and asks to see the sphincter in question. Sure enough, it's a foot wide. "Hmm..." says the doctor, "Now I'm not a vet, but my problem here is that it's well known in medecinal and veterenarial circles that elephants actually have tiny penises for their size, certainly not large enough to cause that level of damage!". "Maybe not" says our guy, "but the bastard gave me a good fingering first!".

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