Art Gallery  

rm_Catgirl_Meow 45F
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12/23/2005 1:29 pm

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Art Gallery


I saw painting of fat women the other night, at an art showing at my friend's neighbour's house. I wanted to find the artist, but she eluded me. I wanted to tell her that the frames of each painting should be made of lead, so that each painting would weigh as much as its fat woman. Then I realized that if I'd been the artist, I would have put microphones behind each painting, and transmitted the conversations to an upstairs room, where the REAL project was, the study of conversation relating to fat women. But then I realized the best of all - a fat man gagged and strapped to a restraining chair, in that upstairs room. And when the patrons get bored of the paintings, and walk upstairs, and see a fat man strapped to a chair, they hurry into the room thinking ART!, ART!, noticing the way he is crying. And only THEN do they hear what he's listening to, and realize that his tears are because of THEM, because of WHAT THEY SAID!!!!!

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