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Horrible accident after New Year.
Posted:Jan 3, 2007 7:09 am
Last Updated:Jan 3, 2007 9:04 am
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New Year is over and I drove to work today at cyberjaya, surprisingly the usually smooth running highway was packed with crawling vehicles. When I closing in enough to find out...Oh my freaking God...a motorist was lying face down with his helmet intact and was underpinned by a lorry tire. The lorry jammed brakes so hard that it stopped diagonally on the road, tire marks were every place. Underneath it the motorcycle distorted like scrap metal.

I don’t know whether the brave or foolish one has met his timeout or not. But think of it, how ironic after celebrating New Year, with full
promise lying in front of you, unexpectedly some guys just have to die. Full stop...Just like that. Even worst what has happened to Saddam. I never sympathize his downfall but couldn't imagine what was in his mind while we were celebrating New Year, he had to walked himself to the gallows. If I were him I couldn't accept the lousy fate....."I haven't f^cked enough! You mother f^cker !!!"

I always like to ride motorcycle. The sense of freedom is priceless and the engine grunt is such a lovely music to my ear. You always feel young riding the two-wheeler, don’t know whether you have watched the movie "born to be wild". In fact I was thinking of riding my bitch to work today. But after seeing that, am quite taken aback. Should I continue ride motorcycle? After Senna die, Schumacher thought the same also. It is a bit disturbed but riding is one of the most enjoyable stuff I do in this mortal life.

Now I am a bit chicken out, but I am sure in no time I will jump onto my bitch and ride it to the sunset again.

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New Year resolution!
Posted:Dec 31, 2006 8:33 am
Last Updated:Jan 3, 2007 7:43 am
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Disappeared quite sometimes from this sex scenes.
I am back now, not with a vengeance but only am more mellow that not really hope for more.

Anyway, new year is here. Everyone deserves second chance.

Here my resolutions:
1) Work smart and start investing seriously.
2) Hook up with a nice girl and see how it goes...
3) Get the six packs on my tummy.
4) Learn an instrument.
5) Get for my new sweet home if possible.
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My I.Q test ! ^_^
Posted:Jul 23, 2006 12:19 pm
Last Updated:Sep 17, 2006 1:16 pm
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This is my I.Q test result while taken in sleepy mode at 3am:

"Your I.Q. score is 143 (Exceptional).
The average score on AdultFriendFinder is 112. Click here to retake the quiz or here to refer this quiz to a friend."

Hehehe....Do I feel high? Just a bit flattered but will feel extremely happy if it is mathematically proven that :

Wealth = I.Q x constant


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Give me a fight!
Posted:Jul 4, 2006 7:11 am
Last Updated:Jul 6, 2006 5:22 am
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I want a fight!

Have you ever watch the movie Fight Club? A nameless, desk working man (Norton) becomes consumed in his emptiness until he meets a Tyler Durden, a cunning soap salesman (Brad Pitt). The two set off to form fight clubs and eventually turn onto a path towards anarchy and the total destruction of civilization.

That's what I am talking about....anyone of you know a fight club in Malaysia? Although I am not into masochism and wanted to be brutally whacked up by other ppl or inflict damage and pain on them, I do want to try out sweet science of
proper boxing fight ---- wearing a head gear, boxing boots and adhere to the rules etc. Then with enough balls to step into the ring, facing my opponent that could be more stocky and intimidating then me; give him a mean look in the eyes. When the bell rings, I gritted my teeth move forward and take in the every best of him and at the same time giving mine back.

Sometimes I do even fantasize a good brawl with a stranger in a minor car accidents to release my angst. Just curious to find out how tough I am and how much balls do I have.

I dont know how to describe why I want to try this out. Maybe I m just like the desk working character --- too fucking bored by the mundane souless state of working life. The feeling of either fight for survival or be thrashed by
your oppenent, which nowhere to run and hide inside the ring is so mirror image of the challenges we face in life everyday and every second.

I am not a good writer and may do injustice to this sweet sport by not giving it enough credits. But just enough to say nothing is more relaxing and fulfilling after a shit day of work, you can punch your heart out to the heavy bag and forget the world behind you. Soon you will develop a special bond with your heavy bag --- sounds like a nut case but it's true!
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The most extravagant ways to make love!
Posted:Jul 3, 2006 5:10 pm
Last Updated:Jul 5, 2006 7:51 am
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Let's say money, logistics and possibility is not the issue, how would u like to have sex with ur partner?

For me, I would start of the day with a romantic touch. We would go to the best theater to watch Andrew Lloyd Webber's The Phantom of the Opera. I wore Phantom mask and followed the story line to make love with her in a romantics, full of passion, with fierce jealousies and obsessive love at the VIP room.

After that, we would head down to Buckingham Palace to eat breakfast. We got soaked ourselves naked in the full bathtub of caviar and enjoyed some scrambled eggs cooked with truffle. I would lick every inch of her juicy body and later tied her to the poles of the king size bed which used by the Royal Highness and did some more battles there.

Then, we would continue the orgy with some kinky foreplay onboard a super jet and fly over the Atlantic ocean to Washington --- USA here we come. Well, we just checked ourselves into the white house. I would have a nice blowjob and with exotic Cuban cigar in mouth aka Clinton style on the table of the Oval Office. My mate would wear a sultry dress which wore by Marilyn Monroe in the movie and my patriotic US flag boxer was pulled down to my knee ----- Ohhhhh Yeah Baaby! --- "My precious Mr President ! u are so powerfullllll"

Later on, we would set on sail on the personal yacht of Prince Saudi Arabia and sailed out for shark diving. I fancied her riding me nut on top of the 24k gold plated toiler bowl of the yacht. we wore special diving suites that can connect us together and dived down into the shark cage. The great whites swimming around us having eating frenzy while I will take the opportunity to come inside her from behind and she support herself by holding the cage bars. Our rocking sent out rippling sex wave through the ocean floor and the Great Whites banging our cage fervently ---- trying to join in the orgy I guess --- how sexy and yet deadly !

Then with enough rest, we would onboard Discovery space shuttle and blasted off into
the space. It must feel really really fantastic having sex in the weightless zero gravity outer space ----- where her squirt and my cum were floating freely in side the spaceship. Hopefully our riding is not too violent and caused the spaceship to wander out from its proper trajectory ------- "Oppsss! Houston, we got a problem !" Then with the precise calculation from Cray supercomputer, I just have to fuck in certain way and direction to fuck our way back to the earth. The orgy activities were roadcasted into the universe, to let aliens know what is the most joyfull activity of human beings.

God forbid! This is what I and my lover going to have sex the extravagant ways. How about ur guys, wat is ur fantasy anyway ?
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Let's head down to the gym!
Posted:Jun 29, 2006 7:35 am
Last Updated:Jul 19, 2006 10:48 am
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I always think going to gym is a waste of money and time. It is because u got to beat the traffic to go to the gym; carrying all kind of stuff like you are refugee. And then u have to wait in-line patiently for the equipment during peak hour and yet mostly the monkeys don't have the courtesy to wipe off their sweat after use ---- may be purposely to leave off some sense like doggie to mark their territory or to attract opposite sex !

Instead, all that torturing work out in the gym can be easily set-up at home with some dumbbells and a versatile work bench. That was what I did.

However, after joining AdultFriendFinder, seeing all the prospective () sultry fun partners that proudly strutting their stuffs ---- I am talking about ladies...ok, it gives me more impetus to work out my body to perfection. Finally, I have to concede in and joined.

Well, first few days was hell of pains and sleep deprivation (got to wake up 6 am to go to gym). I try to push for the limit and each time I feel like giving up ----- I just imagine they are a lot of hot pussies at AdultFriendFinder urge me to fuck on....Yeah baby!!!

I guess in the end for the sake of pussy chasing, this is just a small price to pay.



Canon_Balls
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A Prologue So To Speak......
Posted:Jun 27, 2006 8:09 am
Last Updated:Sep 17, 2006 1:16 pm
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Hummmmmmm.........This is my first time blogging, so Readers please don't hope this is a Pulitzer Prize award material....

How should I shot off this rambling tale about my adventure at AdultFriendFinder. Let's just say it happened at a fateful day of unknown dimension in time of 2 months ago, where accidentally I came across the AdultFriendFinder link attached personally by some decent/innocent looking ladies at a matching site (they still decent but enjoy life more I guess.....).

Then I clicked and entered ----- Ooooh mine fucking God, what the Jesus fucking Christ! --- a Pandora Box was opened up to my face raw. Afterward, life has not been the same again and there is no turning back......

Politically speaking, seeing so many hot, sultry ladies typically like the lovely girls next door suffering loneliness and deprivation of good humping (no pun intended) has called upon my boy scout Samaritan nature to take up this gigantic task honourably. I registered hurriedly with little profiling (silly me!) and felt like a boy with his new toys coming! However, nothing interesting to tell except blanks .......................................; because I am a standard member.

Suddenly, thing took different turn last week as I had had a circumcision (yup....feel like a porn star now) and mc for whole week. I discovered I can approach people through imc or chat room. However, only cold shoulders I got from all of them. In desperation I tried flavour my words with more attitudes (actually degrading vulgar words only) , which i regretted deeply since then. Not just I didn't get hook up any hot pussies but instead getting the nice piece of mind from each of them ! Ouuuuchh! Serve me fucking right ! I guess more than ? years of celibacy and DIY really make my lady approach rusty and unpolished.

Therefore, I concur that guy must always treat a lady with respect and dignity ----- and don't ever you dare to pass any judgments on them. Talk nicely and politely with them and slowly by slowly let the sensual discussion unfold. There is no hard lined rules on how to do this except trial and error to find out the correct button
to press, but the rewards damn worth it...... .

Finally, I got pick up a holy-sacred-untouched-20s-something sweet shy virgin! Combining Shakespeare smoothness with my extraordinary sexual imagination brain lobe --- I lighted up a fire inside her pant with unflattering YM messenger. She cummed me a river and tortured her innocent pussy shamelessly ----- and her sultry moans echoed loudly over the whole town, making sailors all blushed. Hey...public education doeas have its important roles to play in the society, isn't it? Now I am her loyal regular bedtime story teller and DIY has a new meaning to her life now....Hehehe. At last, I have made a lady happy, all my sins and mistakes were redeemed ------ Amen !

Would I deflower her one day? Hummmm........Nay !!! Better looking for consenting mature fun partners, rather than shagging a lady to break her heart in the end.

Not the least, I managed to buy another nice lady a drink and have had a good time chatting together. Well, so far haven't got laid yet after joining AdultFriendFinder, but I am cool about it. It is the whole process of fun seeking that I enjoy, not just merely aim for the "thing" between their legs only.

Nevertheless, coming days I can see a bright future ahead and started to go gym seriously to develop my six-packs, bubble butt and stamina. I expect nothing less from AdultFriendFinder ladies, just like they expect nothing less from me. Who say life is ain't that beautiful!



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