To All The Women I Find Attractive And Vice Versa  

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6/12/2006 1:36 pm

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To All The Women I Find Attractive And Vice Versa


To all the women I find attractive and vice versa:
> I would rather admire you from arm's length;
> I will not make the first move, or for that matter, any move;
> I will not romance you. No flowers, candlelight dinners, or sandalwood scented sheets;
> I will make intelligent conversation, sometimes witty, but draw the line at sex talk;
> If you wish to meet in cyber space only, so be it, I'm happier that way;
> I will not remember your birthday, your divorce anniversary, your cat's name, and what your parents look like;
> I will not talk, (even if you do) when I don't want to;
> If you find me boring don't hesitate to find the guy who will lie through his teeth to bed you and dump you;
> I will be me even if you think it doesn't suit my horoscope;
> I am not marriage material: am over 40, underemployed, lack a steady income, rent a house, use public transport, teach stupid kids, sport a paunch, and wear glasses;
> I find you sexy, attractive, fuckable - have you met my mom?

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