Tastsless but funny.....come on you want to admit it  

rm_Butter571 46F
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2/12/2006 1:10 pm

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Tastsless but funny.....come on you want to admit it

Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing?

A. He didn't have any arms.

Q. What's the definition of eternity?

A. The time between when you cum and she leaves.

Q. What's gray, sits at the bed and takes the piss?

A kidney dialysis machine.

A.Q. What do you call a female police officer that shaves her pubic hair?
A. Cunt Stubble.

Q. Why do only 10% of women go to heaven?

A. Because if they all went, it would be hell.

Q. What goes: "CLICK -is that it? CLICK -is that it? CLICK -is that it?"

A. A blind person with a rubix cube.

Q. Why did God invent yeast infection?

A. So women know what it feels like to live with an annoying cunt.

Q.Why are Micheal Jackson pants to small?

A.Cause they arent his!

Q.What did the man on the beach say to Micheal Jackson?

A.Get out of my sun!

Q.How do we know that micheal jackson was guilty?

A.Cause several boys had fingered him !

Q.What does a short sighted dog and a obgyn have in common.

A.They both have wet noses!!!

methodman1000 41M
1775 posts
2/14/2006 2:34 am


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