This just in Viagra has a new name!!!!!!!  

rm_BlondNBlue76 41M
44 posts
2/4/2006 12:05 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

This just in Viagra has a new name!!!!!!!

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and a generic name.

For example, the trade name Tylenol also has the generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen, Amoxil is called Amoxicillin and Advil is called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it was recently announced that they have settled on the most popular generic name of Mycoxafloppin.Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.

Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink." Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: "MOUNT & DO."


kyplowboy22 63M

2/5/2006 10:09 am

Please, my friggin' ribs are hurtin'. Ya gotta quit it! roflmao

kpb


CuriousOHVirgin 41F

2/5/2006 12:14 pm

LMFAO...u r a nut!!!!!

Thats funny!!!


coffeehere3 62M
1 post
2/6/2006 11:51 am

These hard laughs are good for the heart! Viagra (aka mydixadroopin) is food for the heart. My heart is getting a lot of excercise from this belly laughing. coffeehere3 aka coffeehere at 37 et alia com


CantonOhCouple 61M/61F
553 posts
2/6/2006 4:03 pm

Wonder way to start the day. Makes you wonder who'll be ordering "whom" drinks now at the local watering hole. I can see it now ... no honey, no scotch for you, you want some of the good ole Mount N Do.

Grins from CantonOhCouple


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