Some helpful Tax thoughts from BnB  

rm_BlondNBlue76 41M
44 posts
2/10/2006 9:04 am

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6/28/2007 3:14 pm

Some helpful Tax thoughts from BnB

The IRS.
The only thing the IRS has not yet taxed is the penis.
This is due to the fact that:
-40% of the time, -it is hanging around unemployed...
-30% of the time, -it is hard up...
-20% of the time, -it is pissed off... and
-10% of the time, -it's in the hole...
-It has two dependents,... but they're both nuts...

Effective January 1, 2006, penises will be taxed according to size. The brackets are as follows:

-10"-12"... Luxury Tax
-8"-10"... Pole Tax
-5"-8" ...Privilege Tax
-4"-5" ...Nuisance Tax

Males exceeding 12" must file under Capital gains.
Anyone under 4" is eligible for a Refund.

PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!

Issues still under consideration by the IRS are as follows:

-Are there penalties for early withdrawal?
-Do multiple partners count as a Corporation?
-Are condoms deductible as work clothes?

This was sent to me by a person I met in the asylum and wishes to remain anon.


CantonOhCouple 61M/61F
553 posts
2/10/2006 6:41 pm

Damn,

Honey, we gotta pay the pole tax again.

(Don't we wish)


kyplowboy22 62M

2/10/2006 8:02 pm

lmao, BnB. Good stuff. Later

kpb


oldman1776 79M
3164 posts
2/11/2006 1:20 pm

LMAO.funny stuff.


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