I'm still alive!  

rm_BlondNBlue76 41M
44 posts
2/27/2006 4:40 pm

Last Read:
6/26/2007 6:41 pm

I'm still alive!

I'm sorry to all my fans, but I have been busy as hell. My hooker ice cream shop has been a HUGE hit. Now not only does little Johnny get a treat but Daddy & Mommy (if its her taste) get some candy also. Plus dad will want to spend more time with junior which makes everyone happy.

Now that my advertisement is done heres a little joke from me to you:

A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."

The white man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says, "What's wrong with you?" In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?"
The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my name is Turner Brown."

The small guy says, "Turner Brown? .. Thank goodness, I thought you said, "Turn Around..."

Uncle BnB is signing off I have to go perform surgery on a Cactus. Nite Y'all


oldman1776 79M
3164 posts
2/27/2006 9:06 pm

LMAO.


CantonOhCouple 61M/61F
553 posts
2/28/2006 6:49 pm

Can we have some Rocky Road?


kyplowboy22 62M

3/1/2006 12:52 pm

lmao. good one! later

kpb


rm_BlondNBlue76 41M

3/1/2006 5:49 pm

Canton - With or w/o nutz?


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