False Advertising!  

rm_BlondNBlue76 41M
44 posts
1/20/2006 4:45 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

False Advertising!

I have finally become a statistic. I have fallen into the category of the False Advertisment of online dating.

I was chatting with a female online. We did the usual exchange emails, then IM and finally the phone calls. We even exchanged pictures (I know what the hell was I thinking) She looked pretty hot and seemed to be interesting so far. Next up the first date. *dims the lights for scary effect*

So the night arrives. I dress up in my best pimp outfit (crushed purple velvet suit) & make the call to start the plan in action. It seems that she went to a movie first with a female friend and rather then make her go home she asked her to join us. I know what you are thinking, but it couldn't be that good for yours truly. Not a problem I get to the bar and as soon as I turn the corner BAM! [Brief Interlude]

Have you ever been someplace and time freezes while you contemplate your next move? Yeah that was me, but as soon as my brain said, "RUN!" She waved. GRRRR spotted. Right about now you are wondering why my brain had a nervous breakdown. I am a realistic person. I know peoples weight can fluctuate. BUT 40 LBS! And she was smoking. I mean what part of my profile was she confused about.

The nice guy in me kicks in and pulls that "Duty for my Country" BS he always does. So I sit down and the first thing she says to me is, "I have to leave in an hour because I have to get up early." It was 10 pm. The next thing is that during the conversation a friend of mine happens to be there and juuuust happens to walk by the bar table. *What did I ever do to deserve this* We chat for a second, but I saw that look in his eyes that said, "BUSTED!" Okay so the hour is up and sleeping non-beauty has to leave. I walk them to their car and no sonner do I get home then she calls me and wants to talk for another hour or so.

Want to know how bad it was? The bartender made my second drink (Capt n Coke) with no coke and about 3 shots of Capt without me asking.

Koffla 61M
55162 posts
1/20/2006 6:04 pm

Look at it on the bright side, at least you had a real date, and she called you afterward. What more lucky can you be? I know, she lied about her size, she didn't read your profile about not smoking but hey, a date is date. Good luck next time!

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rm_BlondNBlue76 41M

1/20/2006 7:11 pm

LOL. Its not that. I get dates. IF they are going to lie from the first time you meet. The lies only get worse. I know I was married to one for 5 years. I wouldn't call that a date. Stay tuned for more of my adventures

CuriousOHVirgin 41F

2/1/2006 8:12 pm

Oh sweeetie that is horrible lmao...yet somewhat funny!!! (i am not laughing at u and u know that!)

that has to be the funniest 1st date story I have heard in a loooong time..I have to keep reading your blog from now on!!!! hee hee



rm_BlondNBlue76 41M

2/5/2006 3:51 am

Hey sexy! As I am unleashed onto the unknowing public I am sure I will have many more of these obscure encounters. I just have to find someone crazy enough to respond to my ad

hooks1952 65M

2/8/2006 11:41 pm

SHIT! I hate it when that happens.


LordChaosRule50 37M

9/12/2007 9:21 pm

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.......First, I apologize to the owner of this blog in advance. But, I have to respond to this jackass
in other blogs because he has taken great measures to prevent me from responding to his insults and challenges, that he still throws at me constantly. And he and his friend Soy Kofla Soykofla2 have my profile and blogs deleted everyday. Until I have other alternatives, this is what I must do to respond to their villainy!

First, to Soy.Soykofla2 What do you think you're accomplishing by having me deleted every day? If you'll notice, you're still dealing with me. You and your friends are forced to close your blogs and try futility to suppress me and my words. Do you think I'll just get tired and go away? When you know full well the way I respond to a challenge?! I've read your response to other peoples post on the corn pones blog. You come off as arrogant and self important. Having a hot line to the abuse team must really inflate your ego, huh? Well, go ahead and have your fun. As monkey brain will tell you, I usually give my victims a few shots just to make them feel their not total bums. LOL! You think you're doing good because your successfully kicking a little sand in my face? You think I'll find another sandbox to play in? I'm more likely to just bulldoze the entire playground! Think about it?! Now, I know you said " you're not afraid of me ", and I believe you. Unlike your shit for brains friend here, I do realize when someone is being sincere. Just because your not afraid, doesn't mean you still should be concerned?! I've been doing some preliminary inquires about you. You're very vulnerable to my type of response. You should do some serious thinking about what you're getting yourself into here? You know what I'm capable of.

Now, to respond to the idiot.
Oh, you are such a joke! You come on, in here, threatening and harassing me with your stupid stories and silly pictures and telling me I'm no concern to you or anybody. Then you run around battening down all your hatches living in mortal terror that my words and ideas will seep in and infect you somehow. You are the biggest hypocrite and pussy I've ever met in my life! You say I'm all talk and no action? You're all hit and run, and then hide from your own shadow. I think you have something wrong with you psychologically?

Well, I know you and your asshole buddy Soy will read this. You seem to share everything these days. As you now see, not only am I not going away. My presence and influence is growing and metastasizing into other areas. You will look back at this time when I only used to post some annoying post on this blog with great fondness someday? See ya round like a donut!


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