The Single Woman's Bedtime Prayer.....  

rm_BigDnLady 44M/42F
1214 posts
5/12/2005 2:01 pm

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The Single Woman's Bedtime Prayer.....

Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, that's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
He's not afraid to admit when he's wrong.
One who thinks before he speaks.
When he promises to call, he doesn't
wait 6 weeks.

I pray that he is gainfully employed.
Won't lose his cool when he's annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door.
Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who will make love to my mind.
Knows what to say when I ask:
"How fat is my behind."

One who'll make love til my body's a'itchin'.
He brings ME a sandwich too when he's
in the kitchen.

I pray that this man will love me to no end.
And would never compare me to my best friend.

Thank You in advance and now I'll just wait,
for I know You will send him
before it's too late.

Amen.

(unknown author)


rm_txrose4uNTX 58F
3289 posts
5/12/2005 3:37 pm

lol... Just what a said before I met my last husband....and he was an angel. Too bad he had to go and die on me. Will I ever meet another one as good as he was??? That is the underlying burning question.....

To be tuned...


NightOfPassion2 59M

5/12/2005 3:51 pm

Very nice...very nice...hope its answered....


innocent19735 45M

5/15/2005 7:40 pm

Hell, the women I know.. when they get somebody like that, they dont know what to do with'em!! then they treat them like trash and say that they're boring, and go right back to someone that dogs them out!!


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