Failing Memory....Read this one SEXYEYES2U!!!  

rm_BigDnLady 44M/42F
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4/10/2006 6:54 pm
Failing Memory....Read this one SEXYEYES2U!!!

A visit to [SEXYEYES2YOU] I decided to instead of waiting until 2morrow to post this, I would close tonite with this joke about a failing memory!!

Memory Fails

A 65-year-old woman gave birth to a baby boy.

When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, her relatives came to visit.

''May we see the new baby?" one asked.

"Not yet," said the mother. "I'll make coffee and we can visit for awhile first."

Thirty minutes had passed, and another relative asked, "May we see the new baby now?"

"No, not yet," said the mother.

After another few minutes had elapsed, they asked again, "May we see the baby now?"

"No, not yet," replied the mother.

Growing very impatient, they asked, "Well, when can we see the baby?"

"WHEN HE CRIES!" she told them.

"WHEN HE CRIES?" they demanded to know why.

"Why do we have to wait until he CRIES?"

"BECAUSE, I forgot where I put him!"

Kisses in all those naughty places people and sweet but dirty dreams!!


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