Make you smile  

rm_Bct2Esi 52M/52F
998 posts
1/13/2006 1:24 pm
Make you smile

I wanna thank one of my group members for sending this to me
THIRTY LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE

1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He
thought he was God and I didn't.

2. I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it!

3. I work hard because millions on welfare depend on me!

4. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

5. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

6. Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.

7. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me...

8. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

9. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

10. I'm not a complete idiot .. some parts are missing.

11. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

12. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.

13. God must love stupid people, He made so many.

14. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

15. Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

16. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

17. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it!

18. Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up.

19. Procrastinate Now!

20. I Have a degree in Liberal Arts, do you want fries with that.

21. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

22. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance

23. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!

24.They call it PMS because MadCow Disease was already taken.

25.He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead. 26. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.

27. Ham and eggs: a day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.

28. The trouble with life is there's no background music.

29. The original point and click interface was a Smith and Wesson.

30. I smile!... because I don't know what the hell is going on.

hugs and smiles

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.

--- Will Rogers ---

the picture is my duaghters, its copy righted
1999(C) bct2esi



rm_Bct2Esi 52M/52F
1375 posts
1/14/2006 2:26 pm

well I read that slohnd_eztuch's blog about the "group" , some who knew he was doing this, landed in the middle of him....snickering

I am here to tell you right now...........that peice of work is a lieing peice of slime!!!!! HE did this all on his own!

NO ONE HELPED this slime ball. People that are bipolar think this way when they are off their meds. I have three family members that are bipolar, sooooooo I know how they like to blame others when the heat is on!

No worries though, AdultFriendFinder pulled all of slohnd_eztch's stuff

So we conitnue to build our friendhips, help our friends, give them hugs when they need them and jump on the wagon when they need our help


We are all ignoring his lies and filth because that is all that it is, lies and filth

hugs and smiles


NickRules999 40M
9464 posts
1/14/2006 11:04 am

I just looked. The post that PurryKitty had a link to is now gone. But I saw this last night, and I was shocked. And I don't shock easily. I went into the chat room hoping to find either you or Sprky, so I could tell you what I saw. It was a post from the guy behind the death hoax, SloHnd_EZtuch. The way it was written, he/she said it was an experiment to see how much of a community we really were. And, the person had posted sensuallykatey's pic, and said she was behind it. I would not want to think that's true, as Katey has never seemed the type. The person also posted other pics, saying they were all him/her: [blog silkysmoothlegs], bardicman, even goddessofthedawn. Yes, I was shocked.

Come into my realm! You aren't afraid...are you?


rm_Bct2Esi 52M/52F
1375 posts
1/14/2006 9:45 am

teddy bear, I tried to find it, and I am not sure if its my dial up or if its AdultFriendFinder or what, i can't seem to get past page 4, I keep getting the "refresh, reload" saying?

but I will keep checking thank you for that

hugs, luvs, and smiles


rm_Bct2Esi 52M/52F
1375 posts
1/14/2006 9:43 am

You are welcome deep...thank you

I will be stopping by visit those who visit mine

hugs and smiles


NickRules999 40M
9464 posts
1/13/2006 10:29 pm

Check out [blog PurryKitty2]'s blog, and scroll down till you find the the link to a post called GAME OVER! YOU WIN! I saw it, and found it very disturbing.

Come into my realm! You aren't afraid...are you?


Deepthroat215 53M
328 posts
1/13/2006 9:32 pm

Great list and great pic again. Thanks for stopping by my site!


rm_Bct2Esi 52M/52F
1375 posts
1/13/2006 9:17 pm

{{{Oldman}}} I totally understand, seems like just when I finally get a chance to get to everyones, the day is done Maybe we should see if we can get some more hours in blogville? hehehehe

I am glad that you stopped by, I am trying to get to yours

hugs and smiles


rm_Bct2Esi 52M/52F
1375 posts
1/13/2006 9:15 pm

pleasure....thank you....for you

hugs and smiles


rm_Bct2Esi 52M/52F
1375 posts
1/13/2006 9:14 pm

thank you nick, for everything

hugs and smiles


oldman1776 80M
3164 posts
1/13/2006 6:54 pm

PS. sorry I haven't been by here for a while to many blogs and not enough time


oldman1776 80M
3164 posts
1/13/2006 6:49 pm

LMAO. Love the picture.


pleasureyourclit 67M
836 posts
1/13/2006 5:15 pm

Nice picture!


NickRules999 40M
9464 posts
1/13/2006 4:56 pm

LOL That is funny.

Your kids do awesome artwork.

Come into my realm! You aren't afraid...are you?


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