All poems are for hers (I am not gay)  

rm_Bacardiman42 54M
195 posts
3/20/2006 5:31 pm

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All poems are for hers (I am not gay)

I fought and fought
and then I thought
I let her in my head.
The fucking I got
was in my mind
and not on my
four poster bed

The rum is so warm
and sitting there
a bottle in front of me
I'd rather drink
than see a shrink
for a frontal lobotomy


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SolarPowered0 112M
8031 posts
3/20/2006 10:52 pm

Drinkin' ain't right
So late in the night
Especially Tortuga juice;
But it's good when the bed
Ain't gettin' ya no head
From a lady who's loose as a goose.

But, a shrink - or a drink
Ain't much of a think...
Lobotomy's are so over-rated;
And when she's fuckin' your mind,
That bottle from behind
Would make her wish she was just constipated.

Solar... (out of the clear blue of the Western Sky)


rm_Bacardiman42 54M
176 posts
3/21/2006 1:44 pm

Solar - ROFL man. You have been there. I can tell

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rm_Bacardiman42 54M
176 posts
3/21/2006 1:50 pm

Unreal
If you get thirsty
just say fuck it
take a deep breath
and remove the bucket

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SolarPowered0 112M
8031 posts
3/21/2006 2:26 pm

Baca...

Been there - Done that!

Just make damned sure the bottle's empty first. Don't wanna waste any good liquor (lick her?...) - not if ya don't have to!!!

Solar... (out of the clear blue of the Western Sky)

How in hell do you manage to keep up with all this shit you're involved in??? You freakin' multi-BLOGers! DAMN... *ROTFLMFAO*


spinmedown 50M
3626 posts
3/22/2006 5:41 pm

Yeah...my first labotomy didn't take.
Still can't pronounce the letter 'R' .

Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde


vanna4u 39F

3/22/2006 11:13 pm

I used to have a four poster bed.

No, wait. I'm sorry. I used to have four posters by my bed.

Never mind.


SolarPowered0 112M
8031 posts
3/23/2006 10:57 am

vanna...

You've been siftin' through Ad Line responses way too long!

Solar... (out of the clear blue of the Western Sky)


RightWinger2008 62M

2/4/2009 9:13 am

Bard, are you going through a "change" in your life's direction?

Is there a woman to blame? (Think that phrase was in a song I heard in a smokey ol' poolroom somewhere between nowhere and today.)

Ain't never had any Tortuga, but I'll try some since you are recommending it!


RightWinger2008 62M

2/4/2009 9:31 am

Remembered that damned song, Bard. You know that tequila song ....

Nibblin' on sponge cake,
watchin' the sun bake;
All of those tourists covered with oil.
Strummin' my six string on my front porch swing.
Smell those shrimp
They're beginnin' to boil.

Wasted away again in Margaritaville,
Searchin' for my lost shaker of salt.
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame,
But I know it's nobody's fault.

Don't know the reason,
Stayed here all season
With nothing to show but this brand new tattoo.
But it's a real beauty,
A Mexican cutie, how it got here
I haven't a clue.

Wasted away again in Margaritaville,
Searchin' for my lost shaker of salt.
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame,
Now I think, - hell it could be my fault.

I blew out my flip flop,
Stepped on a pop top,
Cut my heel, had to cruise on back home.
But there's booze in the blender,
And soon it will render
That frozen concoction that helps me hang on.

Wasted away again in Margaritaville
Searchin' for my lost shaker of salt.
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame,
But I know, it's my own damn fault.
Yes, and some people claim that there's a woman to blame
And I know it's my own damn fault.

In your case ....

Slurpin' Ramein noodles,
Watchin' the ice thaw;
Those utility workers with hard hats.
Peckin' my keyboard powered by my old Ford.
Litter box smells
Feedin' my six stray cats.

'Sorry, gotta run! You'll have to finish it!


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