Classical Masturbation  

rm_BBWinJC 39F
167 posts
4/30/2006 6:24 pm

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5/14/2006 5:58 pm

Classical Masturbation

A friend and i were talking last night and somehow we got on the topic of masturbatation. He was going to masturbate but the only thing to listen to on the radio was classical music... and me and him both being slightly perverted, we started coming up with ways to describe masturbation to classical music.

Some of my favorites we came up with were:

Choking the Chicken with Chopin
Masturbating with Mozart
Beating off with Beethoven
Banging with Brahms
Getting Busy with Debussy
Handling with Handel
Stroking with Strauss

Please comment with additional ones!


bigandtallreturn 38M

5/1/2006 12:45 pm

What, no Eating Pussy with Debussy?

"Today may be the first day of the rest of your life, unless you live on the other side of the International Date Line, then yesterday was the first day of the rest of your life."- Larry Andersen


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